Why does barney think he’s the king?
Let’s all poke him with long, sharp pins
We all hate the sad song he sings
Fry him in the microwave at 100 degrees
And wait until we hear the ‘ping’
ok as u can probaly tell im running out of things that ryhme…
Category Archives: (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23918
I hate you,
You hate me,
We’re an abnormal family,
With shovel and a spade
I’ll hit you in the head,
Now that purple bastards dead!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23917
Tic tac toe
Barney got shot by G.I. Joe
Momma called the doctor
and the doctor said
Uh oh Barney’s dead
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23916
I hate him
He hates me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a kick and a punch
And a bullet to his head
Now that purple freak is dead
I effin hate Barney (and chemestry)
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23007
I love you
You love me
Can you spell bestiality?
With a b-e-a-s-t-i-a-l-t and y
That will get you three to five.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23005
I hate you
You hate me
Barney is the cause of World War Three
With some shotguns on our backs
And something with infrared
Let’s go blow off Barney’s head!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23004
It happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
Knocked over a candle and he starts to burn
Uh-oh Barneys on fire
It’s what we’ve always desired
We’ll watch the flames get higher
Just don’t try to put him out!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22921
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a stick up his butt,
And a bullet in his wiener.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22919
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s hang Barney from a tree
I’ll get the matches
You get the gas
Let’s go blow up Barney’s ass!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22918
I hate you
You hate me
We’re gonna kill Barney
With a shotgun blast and we’ll toss him down a well,
Barney’s gonna burn in hell.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22146
I woke up from bed
The news said
Barneys dead! (Finally)
I can’t believe they said
That gay dino who is sick in the head
Is finally dead.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22144
Barneys dead
Barneys dead
We knocked off his frikkin head
With Logan’s baseball bat
On fire now
Barneys hanging from a telephone wire.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22134
I hate you
You hate me
Barneys gonna die and I’m happy,
Beat him hard all day,
And hang him from the head
Let’s all party
BARNEYS DEAD
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22121
I hate you
You love me
Let’s get together and
Kill barney and broadcast on T.V.
With a shotgun right up his big candy ass.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22120
I hate you
You hate me
Barney gave me HIV
It started with a kiss
And went to far
In the back of Barney’s car.