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Top 10 Carelessly Chosen Domain Names

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1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

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Television Listings

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For those campers who have a cold or poison poo, and are forced to stay in their toilet for the day, here is a list of TV crap you can watch.
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7 A.M.: The Fucking Early News. With PooPoo McGoo as the anchor prostitute and Marilyn Manson giving the weather. Special report on retirement home for old hos and teenage creaming
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10 A.M.: The Charles Manson $50,000 Invitational Pro-Am Man Killing Tournament. Held at the famous Alley Club in Rhode Island
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11 A.M.: The only movie today is “Rambo Breaks His Ass,” and it stars me as Rambo’s father and you as his ho. In this picture, Rambo kills everyone in his ass.
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2 P.M.: Documentary about fucked up animals living on the African ass. A study of lions, tigers, and turds. Should be viewed carefully.

Calculator Fun

Calculator Words

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These keys are the only ones that can be used as letters upside down on a calculator.

1 – I
2 – 2 (or to)
3 – E
4 – H
5 – S
6 – G
7 – L
8 – B
0 – O or D (if you need the 0 to be on the end of the word, put a decimal and then type the rest of the number)

These are all the words that can be made. If you have another word, leave a comment:

Hi – 14

Blob – 8078

Hell – 7734

Blog – 6078

Glob – 8076

Hello – 0.7734

Shell – 77345

Ho – 0.4

His Glob – 8076.514

His – 514

His Blob – 8078.514

His Hell – 7734.514

Shells – 577435

Ill – 771

Shibobo – 0.808145

Bobo – 0.808

Lose – 3507

Loses – 53507

Hells – 57734

Blobs – 58078

Blogs – 56078

hoho – 0.404

hohos – 50404

hos – 504

bobos – 50808

boob – 8008

hoohooo – 0.004004

boobies – 5318008

boobless – 55378008

go2hell – 7734206

Less – 5537

hill – 7714

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How Software Developers are Like Drug Dealers

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Drug Dealers

Software Developers
Refer to their clients as “users”. Refer to their clients as “users”.
“The first one’s free!” “Download a free trial version…”
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: “Stick,” “Rock,” “Dime bag,” “E”. Strange jargon: “SCSI,” “RTFM,” “Java,” “ISDN”.
Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by the industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes. Job is assisted by the industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers. Often seen in the company marketing people and venture capitalists.
Their product causes unhealthy addictions. DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. ‘Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!