How about the telephone operator who went to a football game and kept yelling at the players, “Hold the line, please! Hold the line, please!”
Category Archives: (C) Sports Jokes
Joke #13094
The following was carved on the tombstone of a prize fighter: “He ended up the same way he fought — on his back.”
Joke #13092
BOXING INSTRUCTOR (to a student who had his first lesson): “How did you like it, Benny? Do you have any questions?”
BOXER BENNY: “Yep! Do you have a correspondence course?”
Joke #13090
Did you hear about the loony athlete? He drowned trying to play ice hockey on Lake Ontario… in August!
Joke #13088
Did you hear about the loony outfielder who thought he was a frog? He caught flies on his tongue.
Joke #13086
Q: How did the loony volleyball player break his neck?
A: After the game he tried to jump over the net to congratulate the losers.
Joke #13085
Q: Why is it hard to keep score when a loony basketball team plays a normal basketball team?
A: Because both teams shoot the ball in the same basket.
Joke #13084
Q: Why did the loony water polo team lose every game?
A: Because their horses couldn’t swim.
Joke #13047
I feel as out of place as a hockey player in the Sahara Desert.
Joke #13032
We have such a strong union where I work that we have more strikes than a baseball game.
Joke #13001
It’s always more blessed to give than to receive. Especially if you’re a professional boxer.
Joke #12843
MAN: “Just once I’d like to be able to win a golf game.”
WIFE: “Then why don’t you play against someone other than your boss?”
Joke #12842
There was a hillbilly who was so strong that he pitched horseshoes without taking them off the horse.
Joke #12841
Plato must have had coaches in mind when he said, “You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.”
Joke #12840
A sports nut is someone who’s married to the TV set during the baseball, football and basketball seasons and married to a wife the rest of the time.