Q: What happened to the baseball player who was late for dinner?
A: His wife threw him out at home.
Category Archives: (C) Sports Jokes
Joke #17900
CANNIBAL SON: “Can I eat the batter, mom?”
CANNIBAL MOM: “Yes, but only if he strikes out.”
Joke #17899
CANNIBAL FATHER: “Well, how did your team do today?”
CANNIBAL SON: “We creamed them.”
CANNIBAL FATHER: “In the finals?”
CANNIBAL SON: “No, in the main course.”
Joke #17898
Q: What’s blue and cuddly, and you can play baseball on it?
A: Astro-Smurf
Joke #17896
LARRY: “Can you spot me on the parallel bars?”
BARRY: “Sure, you’re right there.”
Joke #17895
Q: When did the bratty gymnast win the competition?
A: When she finally got off her high horse.
Joke #17855
Q: Where do pastry chefs warm up?
A: In the batter box.
Joke #17831
Q: Which vegetable shouldn’t be allowed to fight in Madison Square Garden?
A: Spinach — it can get creamed!
Joke #17811
Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fast Foodland?
A: In an onion ring!
Joke #17751
Q: What food can never become heavyweight champion of the world?
A: The lollipop — it always gets licked!
Joke #17730
Q: Why did the little girl ghost haunt baseball fields?
A: Because diamonds are a ghoul’s best friend!
Joke #17613
Q: What ghost helped the Little Leaguers win their game?
A: The team spirit!
Joke #17562
DOG: “What position do you play on the Greyhound Nine?”
DOG BASEBALL PLAYER: “First bus!”
Joke #17561
Q: Who is Animal-land’s favorite baseball team?
A: The New York Pets!
Joke #17560
Q: Which baseball team do our dog friends like?
A: Oh, any ca-nine!