Q: Where do cows go when they want a night out?
A: To the Moooovies!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11952
Q: How does a musician clean a dirty tuba?
A: With a tuba toothpaste, naturally!
Joke #11950
Q: What happens to illegally parked frogs?
A: They get toad away.
Joke #11919
Q: What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?
A: A phone moan.
Joke #11918
Q: What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
A: “Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”
Joke #11917
Q: How does a skeleton make calls?
A: On a bone phone!
Joke #11916
Q: How does a baboon make phone calls?
A: He just monkeys around on the line!
Joke #11915
Q: How does a barber make phone calls?
A: He cuts them short.
Joke #11914
Q: Why was the goblin’s phone bill so high?
A: He made lots of troll calls.
Joke #11913
Q: What kind of music do phones love to hear?
A: A symphony!
Joke #11912
Q: Why does an octopus need so many phones?
A: So it can reach out and touch someone!
Joke #11911
Q: Why did Silly Sally think she was engaged?
A: Because her boyfriend said he’d give her a ring tonight!
Joke #11910
Q: What did the frog say when she called her boyfriend?
A: “Let’s live hoppily ever after!”
Joke #11909
Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?
A: Tele-Scope
Joke #11908
Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses?
A: A television.