Q: How would you describe, in a word, a dog who hogs all the food?
A: A pet-a-greed!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17498
Q: What do you feed your pet frog?
A: Croakers and milk!
Joke #17497
Q: What pet food goes best with milk?
A: People crackers!
Joke #17496
Q: What kind of sandwich rolls do dogs prefer?
A: It doesn’t matter — as long as they have puppy seeds!
Joke #17495
Q: Does a cat have nine lives?
A: Yes, but sometimes it has Tender Vittles, Friskies, or Puss in Boots!
Joke #17494
Q: What do dogs like to eat for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs and barcon!
Joke #17487
Q: What word best describes the cat who went through college with an “A” average?
A: Purr-fect!
Joke #17486
Q: Why do most people like cats?
A: They have pleasing purr-sonalities!
Joke #17485
Q: Why do cats prefer milk?
A: It’s purr-fectly delicious!
Joke #17482
Q: What kind of dog does Count Dracula prefer?
A: Any bloodhound!
Joke #17481
Q: What dog stands the best chance of winning the heavyweight title?
A: A boxer, of course!
Joke #17480
Q: Which dogs speak?
A: “Herd” dogs!
Joke #17479
Q: Which dog is as warm as a blanket?
A: An afghan!
Joke #17478
Q: Which dogs are made of wool?
A: Knit-pickenese!
Joke #17476
Q: What dog is disliked by many?
A: The Doberman, because it’s a pinscher!