Q: How did the ghost teacher explain this lesson on walking through walls?
A: She went through it again and again!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17711
Q: What kind of trees do ghost students study?
A: Ceme-trees!
Joke #17710
Q: Why did the ghost student collapse in class?
A: He was so tired, he was dead on his feet!
Joke #17707
Q: What do you call a dozen ghosts?
A: A bunch of boo-boos!
Joke #17706
Q: Why aren’t many ghosts arrested?
A: It’s hard to pin anything on them!
Joke #17705
Q: What should an elegant ghost do if she can’t afford mink?
A: Wear wolf! (werewolf)
Joke #17704
Q: What do ghosts do to amuse themselves?
A: They tell “people stories”!
Joke #17703
Q: What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw three ghosts following you?
A: Hope it was Halloween!
Joke #17702
Q: What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
A: Midnight, Pacific Ghost Time!
Joke #17701
Q: Why wouldn’t the ghost lady get a permanent wave for her hair?
A: She wanted her curls to be super-natural!
Joke #17700
Q: What kind of raincoat does a ghost wear on a dark and stormy night?
A: A wet one!
Joke #17699
Q: What became of the girl who drank shellac and died?
A: She became a ghost with a lovely finish!
Joke #17698
Q: Why is the letter G scary?
A: It turns a host into a ghost!
Joke #17697
Q: What do you get from a two-headed ghost?
A: Double talk!
Joke #17696
Q: Imagine you were trapped in a spooky haunted house full of ghosts. What would you do?
A: Stop imagining!