Q: Where do chickens love to vacation?
A: In the state of Hennessee!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17742
Q: Why did the man put suntan lotion on his chicken?
A: He liked dark meat!
Joke #17741
Q: How can you tell that Superman loves chicken?
A: His real name is Cluck Kent!
Joke #17740
Q: How can you recognize a vampire in a chicken store?
A: He’s the one with the cape-on!
Joke #17739
Q: What did Ali Baba order at McDonald’s?
A: Two all-beef patties on an “open sesame” seed bun!
Joke #17738
Q: What happens to an enraged 14-foot monster who charges into Burger King?
A: He has it his way!
Joke #17737
Q: How did Ronald McDonald celebrate his engagement to Wendy?
A: He gave her an onion ring!
Joke #17736
Q: How do they prevent crime at McDonald’s?
A: With a burger alarm!
Joke #17735
Q: Why did the ghost go to the astrologer?
A: She wanted to know her horrorscope!
Joke #17734
Q: Which food does the best hula dances?
A: The milk shake!
Joke #17733
Q: How do ghosts go through locked doors?
A: With skeleton keys!
Joke #17732
Q: What happened when the girl ghost met the boy ghost?
A: It was love at first fright!
Joke #17731
Q: Where do ghosts like to swim?
A: In the Dead Sea!
Joke #17730
Q: Why did the little girl ghost haunt baseball fields?
A: Because diamonds are a ghoul’s best friend!
Joke #17729
Q: What does a ghost take when he has the flu?
A: Coffin drops!