Q: Where did Mary go after the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #24422
Q: What’s clear and smells like red paint?
A: Chloroform. Shhhhh.
Joke #24418
Q: What kind of bagel can fly?
A: A plain bagel.
Joke #24417
Q: What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
A: One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Joke #24414
Q: What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
A: The polar bear.
Joke #24412
Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye Matey.
Joke #24392
Q: Wanna hear a construction joke?
A: I’m still working on it…
Joke #23782
Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?
A: “Where’s my tractor?”
Joke #23474
Q: How do you make an orange turn over?
A: Tickle its navel.
Joke #23473
Q: What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?
A: A food chain.
Joke #23472
Q: What’s red, yellow, orange, green, purple, and blue, an ate all over?
A: A bowl of Fruity Pebbles
Joke #23471
Q: What is purple, round, and grouchy?
A: A sour grape.
Joke #23470
Q: How many lemons grow on a tree?
A: All of them.
Joke #23469
Q: What’s the fruitiest stone that can be found?
A: Limestone.
Joke #23468
Q: What do you have when 324 blueberries try to get through the same door?
A: A blueberry jam.