Q: What should you do if your smoke alarm goes off?
A: Run after it.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17956
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear retire?
A: He was burned out.
Joke #17955
Q: Why did the father put his son under a beach umbrella?
A: To avoid son burn.
Joke #17954
Q: What kind of suntan lotion do rabbits wear?
A: Hoppertone.
Joke #17953
Q: Why do chickens stay out of the sun?
A: To avoid getting fried.
Joke #17951
Q: Why was the cautious lifeguard fired?
A: He kept people wading too long.
Joke #17950
Q: What’s the first thing you should do if your car gets stuck in the ocean?
A: Call for an undertow truck.
Joke #17949
Q: What’s the first thing boxers do when they get in a car?
A: Knuckle-up.
Joke #17948
Q: What’s the first thing clowns do when they get in a car?
A: Chuckle-up.
Joke #17947
Q: How do automobiles protect themselves?
A: With kar-ate.
Joke #17946
Q: What kind of hats do crash dummies wear?
A: Demolition derbies.
Joke #17945
Q: What pet did the race car driver buy?
A: A lap dog.
Joke #17943
Q: What has blonde hair, lifts weights, and buzzes?
A: Bar-bee.
Joke #17942
Q: What do athletic geniuses wear?
A: Think-tank tops.
Joke #17941
Q: How do rabbits stay in shape?
A: They do hare-robics.