Q: What do you get when you don’t iron your moose?
A: Bullwrinkle.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18026
Q: What would you get if you crossed a bat with a begonia?
A: A plant that hangs upside down.
Joke #18025
Q: What would you get if you crossed an owl with a babysitter?
A: Whoo-te-nanny.
Joke #18024
Q: When do snakes stuff turkeys?
A: Fangsgiving.
Joke #18023
Q: When do skunks stuff turkeys?
A: Stanksgiving.
Joke #18022
Q: What would you get if you crossed a male turkey with a bird of prey?
A: A tom-a-hawk.
Joke #18021
Q: What goes “beep-beep-beep,” “buck-buck-buck”?
A: A chicken at an automatic teller machine.
Joke #18020
Q: What would you get if you crossed a Slinky with a young hen?
A: Spring chicken.
Joke #18019
Q: What’s yellow and goes “rat-a-tat-tat”?
A: A chicken with a machine gun.
Joke #18018
Q: What kind of birds always write in ink?
A: Pen-guins.
Joke #18017
Q: How come birds don’t eat in restaurants?
A: Because they like pecking their own lunch.
Joke #18016
Q: What would you get if you crossed a canary and a magician?
A: Cheap tricks.
Joke #18013
Q: What butterfly is invincible?
A: Cocoon the Barbarian.
Joke #18012
Q: What books do fireflies like?
A: Matchbooks.
Joke #18011
Q: Who is the world’s greatest story-telling bug?
A: Ants (Hans) Christian Andersen.