Q: What would you get if you crossed a bookmobile with a fire engine?
A: A book (hook) and ladder truck.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18166
Upon returning from a field trip to the zoo, the principal asked Miss Dickinson how she enjoyed the outing.
“Oh, it was horrible,” said Miss Dickinson. “The snakes stuck their tongues out and the monkeys kept making faces.”
“Well, you know what they say,” replied the principal. “Boas will be boas, and gorillas will be gorillas.”
Joke #18165
Q: What do you call assignments from a Chinese cooking class?
A: Home-wok.
Joke #18162
Q: Why did the autumn leaves have to stay after school?
A: Because they missed the gust.
Joke #18161
Q: Why did the snake have to stay after school?
A: Because he hissed the bus.
Joke #18160
Q: Why did the elephant have to stay after school?
A: Because he missed the bus.
Joke #18156
Q: How do athletes get to school?
A: They walk.
Joke #18155
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On a school buzz.
Joke #18154
Q: How do bullies get to school?
A: On a cruel bus.
Joke #18153
Q: How do lifeguards get to school?
A: On a pool bus.
Joke #18152
Q: How do clowns get to school?
A: On a fool bus.
Joke #18151
Q: How do Santa’s elves get to school?
A: On a Yule bus.
Joke #18150
Q: How do slobs get to school?
A: On a drool bus.
Joke #18149
Q: How do ghosts get to school?
A: On a ghoul bus.
Joke #18148
Q: What do geniuses use to get clear?
A: Mental floss.