Q: What’s an owl’s favorite mystery?
A: A whoooo-dunnit.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18329
Q: Why was the bird arrested?
A: For blue jay walking.
Joke #18328
Q: What’s squiggly, sharp, and very dangerous?
A: A worm with an icepick.
Joke #18327
Q: What happened to the cookie on the witness stand?
A: He crumbled under oath.
Joke #18326
Q: What game do farm kids play in the cornfields?
A: Cobs and robbers.
Joke #18325
Q: Why was the ghost found innocent?
A: Because he had an ali-boo.
Joke #18321
Q: What do you call a psychopath who scrapes green, fuzzy stuff off trees?
A: A moss murderer.
Joke #18319
Q: What did the thumbtack say to the bulletin board?
A: “This is a stickup!”
Joke #18314
Q: Where do they put thieving tomatoes?
A: Behind salad bars.
Joke #18313
Q: Where do cabbages go after they’re arrested?
A: To a court of slaw.
Joke #18312
Q: What did the oyster say to the gem?
A: “What’s a nice pearl like you doing in a place like this?”
Joke #18311
Q: How are hamburgers sent to jail?
A: In a patty wagon.
Joke #18310
Q: How do you grill hamburgers?
A: First, you read them their rights…
Joke #18309
Q: What did the pancake say to the syrup?
A: “Stick with me — you’ll go places.”
Joke #18308
Q: What did one bath toy say to the other bath toy?
A: “You rubber duckie me the wrong way!”