Q: What has a nice trunk, but never goes on a trip?
A: A tree.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18379
Q: What kind of dance lessons are offered at shopping malls?
A: Mallroom dancing.
Joke #18378
Q: What kind of fight breaks out in a shopping center?
A: A free-for-mall.
Joke #18377
Q: What do prison wardens’ kids play with?
A: Cell blocks.
Joke #18376
Q: What do psychics’ kids play with?
A: Mental blocks.
Joke #18375
Q: What do novelists’ kids play with?
A: Writers’ blocks.
Joke #18374
Q: What do construction workers’ kids play with?
A: Building blocks.
Joke #18373
Q: What do butchers’ kids play with?
A: Chopping blocks.
Joke #18372
Q: What do architects’ kids play with?
A: City blocks.
Joke #18371
Q: What would you get if you crossed a hillbilly with Santa Claus?
A: A ho-ho-ho down.
Joke #18370
Q: How can you recognize a hothead?
A: By his sideburns.
Joke #18369
Q: What did one torpedo say to the other torpedo?
A: “Are you sinking what I’m sinking?”
Joke #18368
Q: What do you call a mime in shining armor?
A: Silent Knight.
Joke #18367
Q: What would you get if you crossed a psychic with a store closing?
A: A Going-Out-of-My-Mind Sale.
Joke #18366
Q: What would you get if you crossed a silent performer with a psychic?
A: Mime over matter.