Q: What did the snail say that was riding on the turtle back?
A: Weeeeeeeeeee
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #5507
Q: Why is Bunker Hill slimy?
A: Because the British are coming
Joke #5506
Q: Why was the yule log slimey?
A: Because Santa came down the chimney.
Joke #5505
Q: What’s three feet tall and gives great head?
A: My son
Joke #5504
Q: What’s the difference between watching the Lion King, and watching holocaust footage?
A: The Lion King doesn’t give me a hard on.
Joke #5503
Q: What’s black and blue and doesn’t like sex?
A: The little boy in my basement
Joke #5501
Q: What’s the difference between your mama and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board’s legs are harder to get open
Joke #5500
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A: We know how many people went down on the Titanic.
Joke #5499
Q: What’s black, gray, and read all over?
A: A newspaper
Joke #5495
Q: What’s the difference between two idiots telling baby jokes and a lobotomy patient?
A: At least the lobotomy patient has half a brain!
Joke #5485
Q: Why has Father Christmas got such a lousy sex life?
A: Because he only comes once a year.
Joke #5481
Q: What’s big and green, and if it fell out of a tree would hurt you?
A: A pool table!
Joke #5479
Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
A: Bingo
Joke #5478
Q: What is blue, green, orange, and red all over your kitchen counter?
A: A blueberry pie with green apples and a little orange dye. And if you’re wondering about the red, it was my finger!
Joke #5477
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.