Q: Why are kids with rotten teeth happier now?
A: They’re capitalizing on that "Beverly Hillbillies" look.
One liner jokes.
Q: Why are kids with rotten teeth happier now?
A: They’re capitalizing on that "Beverly Hillbillies" look.
Q: Why did the cannibal invite over a variety of musicians for lunch?
A: He wanted to cover the four major food groups.
Q: Why was the Wicked Witch of the West eventually destroyed?
A: She just had a monkey on her back.
Q: Why did the cannibal start dining on heavy metal bands?
A: He needed more iron in his diet.
Q: What does a cannibal mother always teach her son?
A: "Don’t eat fingers with your fingers!"
Q: What’s hot and soft and has five toes?
A: A meadow muffin with a footprint in it.
Q: What’s warm, fresh, and full of grain?
A: A cow-pie in a wheat field.
Q: Why was the milkman fired after he delivered sour milk?
A: He couldn’t cut the cheese.
Q: What do you call a movie musical about having a chest cold?
A: Meet Me in St. Lugey’s.
Q: What’s a car thief’s favorite movie?
A: Barefoot in the Parking Lot.
Q: What’s a complaining plastic surgeon’s favorite movie?
A: Days of Whine and Noses.
Q: Why did the tuna cross the strait?
A: Because it’s the chicken of the sea.
Q: Why did Tigger hop through the woods?
A: He didn’t want to step on Pooh.
Q: What’s a mortician’s favorite soap opera?
A: “The Cold and the Beautiful”
Q: What do you call it when a kid clears his throat and spits while working on his bicycle?
A: A lugey wrench.