Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I hide in the closet with you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference who I am! Just let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out! There’s one right behind you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dismay.
Dismay who?
Dismay seem funny to you, but I’m scared!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl you know to let me in if I don’t knock?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me alone!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Soup!
Soup, who?
Soup-er natural beings are in this house!
Q: hat would you call the expression on the face of a poker-playing ghost?
A: Deadpan!
Q: What kind of music do ghosts write?
A: Sheet music!
Ghost 1: “My girlfriend is a medium.”
Ghost 2: “That so? Well, mine’s a large!”
Q: What do ghost cheerleaders say?
A: Rah! Rah! Sis-boo-bah!
Q: What happens on Broadway when a ghost haunts a theater?
A: The actors get stage fright!
Q: What fairy tale do all ghosts like best?
A: Sleeping Boo-ty!
Q: What patriotic song do ghosts like best?
A: “America the Boo-tiful!”