Q: How do they prevent crime at McDonald’s?
A: With a burger alarm!
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #17735
Q: Why did the ghost go to the astrologer?
A: She wanted to know her horrorscope!
Joke #17734
Q: Which food does the best hula dances?
A: The milk shake!
Joke #17733
Q: How do ghosts go through locked doors?
A: With skeleton keys!
Joke #17732
Q: What happened when the girl ghost met the boy ghost?
A: It was love at first fright!
Joke #17731
Q: Where do ghosts like to swim?
A: In the Dead Sea!
Joke #17730
Q: Why did the little girl ghost haunt baseball fields?
A: Because diamonds are a ghoul’s best friend!
Joke #17729
Q: What does a ghost take when he has the flu?
A: Coffin drops!
Joke #17728
Q: Where do you find a missing ghost?
A: At his favorite haunt!
Joke #17727
Q: What happened to the ghost who swallowed a frog?
A: Nothing. The ghost had already croaked!
Joke #17726
Q: What do the ghosts of dead gingerbread men wear?
A: Cookie sheets!
Joke #17725
Q: What did the ghost say to his girlfriend?
A: Baby, you’re outta sight!
Joke #17724
Q: What shows do ghosts like best?
A: Phantom-mimes!
Joke #17723
Q: What do you get if you cross a ghost with a refrigerator?
A: A sheet of ice!
Joke #17722
Q: What do you get if you cross a ghost with a cheetah?
A: A sheetah!