Q: What is the best way to raise strawberries?
A: With a spoon!
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Q: What is the best way to raise strawberries?
A: With a spoon!
Q: What food can never become heavyweight champion of the world?
A: The lollipop — it always gets licked!
Q: How do you make a raspberry swirl?
A: Send it to ballet school!
Q: Which candy can’t get anywhere on time?
A: Choco-late!
Q: Why are burgers fast food favorites in Hollywood?
A: They get all the meaty rolls (roles)!
Q: Which famous poet invented French fries?
A: Edgar Allen Poe-tato!
Q: How does a hungry ghost eat a hot dog?
A: By goblin’ it!
Q: How does a hungry man eat a hot dog?
A: With relish!
Q: Where do chickens love to vacation?
A: In the state of Hennessee!
Q: Why did the man put suntan lotion on his chicken?
A: He liked dark meat!
Q: How can you tell that Superman loves chicken?
A: His real name is Cluck Kent!
Q: How can you recognize a vampire in a chicken store?
A: He’s the one with the cape-on!
Q: What did Ali Baba order at McDonald’s?
A: Two all-beef patties on an “open sesame” seed bun!
Q: What happens to an enraged 14-foot monster who charges into Burger King?
A: He has it his way!
Q: How did Ronald McDonald celebrate his engagement to Wendy?
A: He gave her an onion ring!