Q: What happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
A: It was love at first bite!
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #10789
Girl: My boyfriend has been telling everybody he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.
Friend: Oh, what a shame. And after all the time you two have been dating!
Joke #10788
Q: Did you hear what happened when Jake and Kate tried to kiss in the fog?
A: They mist!
Joke #10787
“My boyfriend’s name should be Onion.”
“Why?”
“Sometimes he makes me want to cry.”
Joke #10786
“My girlfriend’s name should be Cannon.”
“Why?”
“She thinks she’s such a big shot.”
Joke #10785
“My boyfriend’s name should be Geometry.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a square.”
Joke #10784
“My boyfriend’s name should be Big Ben.”
“Why?”
“Because I don’t have time for him.”
Joke #10783
“My boyfriend’s name should be Grape Smasher.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a whiner.”
Joke #10782
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Art who?
Arts and flowers just for you!
Joke #10781
An earthling was a guest aboard a flying saucer.
Earthling (to space creature): “What is this, coffee or tea? It tastes like kerosene.”
Space creature: “It must be tea. Our coffee tastes like jet fuel!”
Joke #10780
Visitors from space have a strange idea about the way things work on Earth.
One alien picked up the phone and dialed “0.”
When the operator answered, he said, “The telephone cord is too long. Would you please pull it through from your end?”
Joke #10779
Two space creatures landed in the jungle.
First: “I just found out, I’m stronger than Tarzan!”
Second: “How do you know that?”
First: “Because I don’t scream when I beat my chest.”
Joke #10778
A farmer rushed over to a flying saucer which had just landed, and spoke to the creature who emerged from within.
“Hey, you!” he exclaimed.
“Do you know you landed your spaceship in my potato patch?”
“So what?” said the creature. “Now you can raise mashed potatoes!”
Joke #10777
Farmer: “Yes, this is a tobacco plant, sir.”
Martian: “How long before the cigars get ripe?”
Joke #10776
Two spacemen were shooting through space in their rocketship.
They were returning to their planet from Earth, and were bringing back a bunch of bananas. They had never seen bananas before.
Just as one of them bit into his banana, the spaceship dropped into a Black Hole.
First spaceman: “Did you take a bite out of your banana?”
Second: “No.”
First man: “Well, don’t. I just did and went blind!”