“My boyfriend’s name should be Puzzle.”
“Why?”
“Sometimes I can’t figure him out.”
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Joke #11284
“My girlfriend’s name should be Alien.”
“Why?”
“She’s out of this world.”
Joke #11283
“My boyfriend’s name is Tornado.”
“Why?”
“He makes my head spin.”
Joke #11282
Girlfriend: I wish you’d pay a little attention to me.
Boyfriend: I’m paying as little as I can.
Joke #11281
Honey: Excuse me, dear. What is the meaning of these flowers on my desk today?
Bunny: Why, it’s your wedding anniversary.
Honey: Is that so? Well, do let me know when yours is so I may do the same for you.
Joke #11275
The lovesick girl waits as the fortune-teller gazes into her crystal ball.
“Do you see a boyfriend in my future?” she asks.
“Yes,” says the fortune-teller. “I see some good news and some bad news. The good news is that on this very night you will meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger.”
The girl couldn’t believe her good fortune. “Oh, that’s so exciting!” she cries. “I’m dying to meet him!”
The fortune-teller raises her eyebrow. “yes, I know. You see, the bad news is that his name is Count Dracula!”
Joke #11274
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your boyfriend coming over?
Joke #11273
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena over. I want to give you a little kiss!
Joke #11272
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to be alone!
Joke #11271
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Darryl.
Darryl who?
Darryl always be a place in my heart for you!
Joke #11270
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’m going to ask you to be my Valentine?
Joke #11269
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Valentine’s chocolates are gone!
Joke #11268
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your one and only sweetheart.
Joke #11267
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Joke #11266
Girl: Honey, this boat leaks.
Boy: only at one end, darling. We’ll just sit at the other end.