Q: What should a fullback do when he gets a handoff?
A: Go to a secondhand store.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #11547
Q: How is an airline pilot like a football player?
A: They both like to make safe touchdowns.
Joke #11545
Q: What is a pigskin for?
A: To hold a pig together.
Joke #11544
Q: What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.
Joke #11543
Q: What do you call a player who falls asleep in the bullpen?
A: A bulldozer.
Joke #11542
Doctor: What happened to you?
Patient: I went camping with a baseball player.
Doctor: What’s that got to do with your black eye?
Patient: I told him to pitch the tent, and he did.
Joke #11541
Q: Where should a baseball team never wear red?
A: In the bullpen.
Joke #11540
It was the new pitcher’s first game on the mound, and he was not having a good day. After walking his third straight player, the manager came out for a talk.
“That’s enough,” the manager said. “It’s time I bring in a relief pitcher.”
“But look who’s up to bat,” the pitcher said. “Last time that guy was up, I struck him out.”
“Yeah, I know,” the manager said. “But this is still the same inning.”
Joke #11539
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
José.
José who?
José, can you see by the dawn’s early light…
Joke #11538
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball.
Joke #11537
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip the bases.
Joke #11536
Q: What do you get if you cross a lizard with a baseball player?
A: An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.
Joke #11535
Little Brother: Thanks for the baseball cards, but I can’t read yet.
Big Brother: Don’t worry. You can still look at the pitchers.
Joke #11534
Q: What is chocolate and is in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
A: Babe Ruth
Joke #11533
Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first base to second base?
A: Because there’s a shortstop between second and third.