Q: Why was Cinderella such an awful basketball player?
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach.
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Q: Why was Cinderella such an awful basketball player?
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Jack: How did you break your arm?
Zack: I was playing football with a telephone booth.
Jack: What?
Zack: I was trying to get my quarter back!
Q: Why did the ghost try out for the cheerleading squad?
A: To add a little team spirit.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the ghost join the team?
A: Because they needed spirit.
Only thirteen seconds were left in the fourth quarter of a big football game. The home team was ahead by three points and had possession of the ball.
The quarterback threw a pass to a first-year player, who caught it, then dropped it. The opposing team recovered the ball and went on to score the winning touchdown.
Asked how he felt about the defeat, the home team’s coach said, “Well, that’s how the rookie fumbles.”
Q: What’s black and white and green all over?
A: A referee who fell into the Gator Bowl.
Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite color?
A: Yeller.
Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer.
Q: What’s black and white and sticky all over?
A: A referee who fell into the Sugar Bowl.
Dad: How’d you do in the game today, son?
Son: I made a ninety-two yard run.
Dad: That’s terrific!
Son: Not really. I didn’t catch the guy I was chasing.
Q: What’s green, has bumps, and plays football?
A: The Green Bay Pickles.
Q: Why did the football player do a commercial for hair shampoo?
A: He was troubled by split ends.
Boy: Doc, do you think I can play football after this cast is off my leg?
Doctor: Certainly.
Boy: Thanks. I couldn’t play before.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream ’cause I’m a cheerleader.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the kickoff.
Q: What do you call the football player who guesses the other team’s plays?
A: The hunchback.