When my little girl got married, I didn’t lose a daughter, I gained a son. He moved in with us.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #12026
I sincerely believe that trial marriages can be very dangerous. They can lead to the real thing.
Joke #12025
HUSBAND: “No! You can’t have a credit card.”
WIFE: “Why not? Everyone has a charge account. It’s nothing new. Even the Light Brigade charged.”
Joke #12024
Last week my wife said one little word to me that ironed out all of the problems with our marriage. The word was: “Divorce.”
Joke #12023
A father gave his eighteen-year-old son this advice: “Remember, son, stay out of bars. If you go into a saloon, the devil goes with you.”
The son replied, “On what you give me for allowance, he’ll have to buy his own.”
Joke #12022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Joke #12021
I’m not on speaking terms with my mother-in-law, and I wish she’d follow my example.
Joke #12020
I wouldn’t object to my wife having the last word. But wouldn’t you think she’d get to it after fifteen years?
Joke #12019
My wife gives me twenty-four-hour lip service. Her mouth is never closed.
Joke #12018
I’m so henpecked, my wife won’t even let me talk in my sleep.
Joke #12017
My husband is so cheap! I asked him to buy me an air conditioner to keep cool and what does he get me? A book of horror stories. He told me if I feel warm, to read them and they’ll make my blood run cold.
That’s nothing. My husband is such a miser that when he takes a dollar out of his wallet, the moths fly out!
Joke #12016
“Doctor, you have to help me. I just can’t remember anything anymore.”
“How long have you had this?”
“Had what?”
Joke #12014
Love does not go on forever. Neither does marriage. However, marriage usually goes on longer than love.
Joke #12013
My wife is out of this world. First she wanted separate baths, then separate bedrooms Now she wants separate houses.
Joke #12012
My parents never liked me when I was a child. On the 4th of July, other kids got firecrackers to shoot off. My parents gave me dynamite.