PROFESSOR POTTS: “Now, William, I will use my hat to represent the planet Mars. Do you have a question?”
WILLIAM: “Yes. Is Mars inhabited?”
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #12626
A student raised his hand in class one day and said “Teacher, I’m very sick.”
The teacher asked, “Where does it hurt the most?”
The lad gulped, “At school.”
Joke #12625
A mother gave her children’s school bus driver an ideal Christmas present — a pair of ear plugs.
Joke #12624
Times have changed. Years ago, to get on the good side of his teacher, a kid would bring her an apple. Today he brings her a gallon of gas.
Joke #12623
The teacher of a Sunday Bible class asked a student, “Tom, why was Goliath surprised when David hit him with a stone?”
Tom answered, “Because such a thing had never entered his head before!”
Joke #12622
TEACHER: “Can someone tell us why they hung that painting?”
STUDENT: “Because they couldn’t find the artist?”
Joke #12619
BOXER (to manager after he lost fight): “You have to get me a re-match. Then you’ll see some real fighting — I’ll kill you.”
Joke #12618
A college athlete told a friend: “Martha is a great tennis player with a powerful backhand. Last night at the drive-in movie, I tried to kiss her, and she slapped me four times.”
Joke #12617
GOLFER: “I am certainly not playing my usual game today.”
CADDY: “What game is that?”
Joke #12616
I wonder if you could call what a pro bowler makes, pin money?
Joke #12615
A little boy went fishing with his uncle. After about an hour without catching a fish, the boy said, “Hey, Unc, you better take out your fishing license and show it to the fish.”
Joke #12614
I read in the papers about a Mid-West college football player who stands 6 foot 9 and weighs 465 pounds. His doctor put him on a diet. Now he can only eat one cow a day.
Joke #12613
A handicapped golfer is one who plays with his boss.
Joke #12612
A fighter’s manager said to his beat-up boxer between rounds, “he’s killing you, Rocky!”
Rocky answered, “I know. I should have belted him before the fight when there was only one of him!”
Joke #12611
Two gals were in a restaurant when one said, “How was your date with that hockey player last night?”
The other gasped, “It was for the birds. I won’t say he was ugly, but his hockey mask looked better than he did.”