A prize fighter doing road work with his manager one morning spotted a little girl jumping rope. He turned to his manager and asked, “Who’s she fighting?”
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #12827
Did you hear about the crumby baseball player who became a great bowler because he was an expert when it came to striking out?
Joke #12826
Old baseball players never have mental breakdowns. They just go a little batty.
Joke #12825
Caught in passing: “He’s such a bum fighter that yesterday he was shadow boxing and the shadow knocked him out!”
Joke #12824
People who think about bowling constantly are nothing but pinheads.
Joke #12823
Q: What did the nervous wrestler say?
A: “I’ve got to get a hold on myself.”
Joke #12822
It was the night of a big basketball game when a couple walked up to the Madison Square Garden box office. The man asked the ticket seller, “Do you have two tickets for tonight’s game?”
The clerk replied, “I’m sorry, but we’re sold out except for standing room only!”
The man then asked, “Are they together?”
Joke #12821
Q: Why do hobos who play football make great pass receivers?
A: Because they know every down-and-out pattern in the book.
Joke #12820
Any sportsman will tell you that fish grow faster than any other game animal. That’s because every time a fisherman tells the story about the big one that got away, the fish grows at least another foot.
Joke #12819
Another baseball first happened yesterday in New York City. Umpires decided to call a night baseball game on account of daylihgt.
Joke #12818
I don’t hit my balls into the water traps because I’m a duffer. It’s just that I’m a neat golfer and I like to keep them clean.
Joke #12817
MAN: “Hey! I broke seventy on nine holes today!”
GOLF PRO: “Wow! that’s a lot of clubs to break.”
Joke #12816
Q: What’s the first requirement for bowling?
A: Being strong enough to lift the ball of course.
Joke #12815
Did you hear about the dumb fisherman who chartered a helicopter because he wanted to catch flying fish?
Joke #12812
Q: Where does a pig play golf?
A: On the sausage links, of course!