Q: What did the silly girl say about the dreidel top?
A: “Where’s the dreidel bottom?”
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #13782
Q: What do you get when you cross Christmas with Hanukkah?
A: Eight times the fun!
Joke #13781
Q: Why was Rudolph chosen to lead the sleigh?
A: Because he nose better than the other reindeer.
Joke #13780
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose so bright?
A: Because it rhymes with “Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
Joke #13779
Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin with Rudolph?
A: A very formally dressed reindeer.
Joke #13778
Q: What do you get when you cross a toy with a parrot?
A: A present that talks to itself.
Joke #13777
Q: What do you get when you cross a menorah with a present?
A: Eight gifts to unwrap!
Joke #13776
Q: Which reindeer helps you keep your bathroom clean?
A: Comet.
Joke #13775
Q: What does Santa call his Christmas Eve delivery service?
A: The flight before Christmas.
Joke #13774
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say about Rudolph?
A: “Oh, he’s such a dear (deer)!”
Joke #13773
Q: What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing at all?
A: His shadow.
Joke #13772
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Wouldn’t you be, if you could eat milk and cookies all night long?
Joke #13771
Q: Why is Santa big and jolly?
A: Because if he were small and mean, he’d be Scrooge!
Joke #13770
Q: What’s worse than a grouchy Santa?
A: A reindeer with a charley horse.
Joke #13769
Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
A: He wanted to see time fly.