Q: How do you castrate a priest?
A: Kick the altar boy in the head.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #5456
Q: Whats the white milky stuff on the bottom of a girls underwear?
A: Clitty litter
Joke #5455
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog!
Joke #5454
Q: What’s pink, silver, and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with a fork in its eye!
Joke #5401
Q: How do you make a 10 year old boy cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear