Give a teenaged girl an inch, and she’ll make a string bikini out of it.
Category Archives: (C) Misogyny Jokes
Joke #13178
HUSBAND: “My wife is into jogging. Every morning she runs down to the bank to make a withdrawal.”
Joke #13177
“Yesterday my wife teased her hair and it looks like she really made it mad!”
Joke #13175
AL: “I just got rid of a nagging headache.”
HAL: “How did you do it?”
AL: “I sent her back to her mother’s.”
Joke #13173
My wife is really suspicious. If I tell her I’m sitting up a with a pal who has a bad cold, I’d better come home sniffling and sneezing.
Joke #13172
OVERHEARD: “I won’t say my wife is a bad cook, but how can anyone burn cornflakes?”
Joke #13168
I haven’t spoken to my wife in three weeks. I don’t like to interrupt her when she’s talking.
Joke #13167
Husbands, if your wife drives you crazy by chattering all day, get back at her by snoring all night.
Joke #13165
My daughter’s having a slight disagreement with her boyfriend about their wedding. She wants a big church wedding and he wants to stay single.
Joke #13163
My wife is so modest, she blindfolds herself while taking a shower.
Joke #13162
For years now, my daughter has been planning a runaway wedding with her boyfriend. Every time she plans a wedding, he runs away.
Joke #13160
My wife and I have a beef stew marriage. Every time I come home stewed, she beefs.
Joke #13159
Getting married is like joining the Army. If you don’t go in on the buddy system the battles will be pure hell.
Joke #13158
Whenever my wife and I have an argument, I always listen to both sides of the story — my wife’s and my mother-in-law’s.
Joke #13154
A teenaged girl said, “I’ll tell you this, a lot of men are going to be sick when I marry.”
Her brother put down his school book and asked, “Gosh! How many are you going to marry?”