Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek.
Category Archives: (F) Knock Knock Jokes
These are knock knock jokes.
Joke #11274
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your boyfriend coming over?
Joke #11273
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena over. I want to give you a little kiss!
Joke #11272
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to be alone!
Joke #11271
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Darryl.
Darryl who?
Darryl always be a place in my heart for you!
Joke #11270
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’m going to ask you to be my Valentine?
Joke #11269
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Valentine’s chocolates are gone!
Joke #11268
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your one and only sweetheart.
Joke #11267
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Joke #10782
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Art who?
Arts and flowers just for you!
Joke #10755: Who’s That Knocking At My Door?
Another knock came at my door. “Who is it?” I asked.
“Captain Ahab,” someone called.
Turning toward the door, I cried, “Ah, shove off, mate!”
Joke #10754: Who’s That Knocking At My Door?
A knock came at my door.
“Who’s there?” I called.
“King Kong,” someone shouted.
Hearing that, I went ape!
Joke #10753: Who’s That Knocking At My Door?
A knock came at our door. “Who is it?” I asked.
A gruff voice replied, “It’s Jack the Ripper.”
I turned to my wife and said, “It’s for you, dear.”
About an hour later there was another knock at my door. “Who’s there?” I shouted.
The caller replied, “Jack the Ripper.”
Smiling, I called, “Sorry, I already gave.”
Joke #5399
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with you later
Joke #5398
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson