Joke #10753: Who’s That Knocking At My Door?

A knock came at our door. “Who is it?” I asked.

A gruff voice replied, “It’s Jack the Ripper.”

I turned to my wife and said, “It’s for you, dear.”

About an hour later there was another knock at my door. “Who’s there?”  I shouted.

The caller replied, “Jack the Ripper.”

Smiling, I called, “Sorry, I already gave.”

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