Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the kickoff.
Category Archives: (F) Knock Knock Jokes
These are knock knock jokes.
Joke #11539
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
José.
José who?
José, can you see by the dawn’s early light…
Joke #11538
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball.
Joke #11537
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip the bases.
Joke #11524
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Homer.
Homer who?
Homer flew right out of the ballpark.
Joke #11338
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart you going to wish everyone a Happy Valentine’s Day?
Joke #11299
Will you remember me tomorrow?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me next week?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me next year?
Of course I will.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
See, you forgot me already!
Joke #11298
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce get married.
Joke #11297
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
Joke #11296
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher arms around me, honey, and hold me tight.
Joke #11295
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore am glad you called.
Joke #11294
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking a lot about you lately.
Joke #11293
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I give you a kiss good night?
Joke #11292
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to be my valentine?
Joke #11291
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma so happy you asked me to be your valentine.