Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you had nice holidays!
Category Archives: (F) Knock Knock Jokes
These are knock knock jokes.
Joke #13805
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift him two presents, now he wants two more!
Joke #13804
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice wear (I swear) I’ve been good all year!
Joke #13803
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara monster on the roof or is that Santa Claus?
Joke #13802
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you were good all year?
Joke #13801
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys not me who got coal in my stocking!
Joke #13799
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stockings.
Stockings who?
Stockings’ll keep your feet warm!
Joke #13798
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule have fun during the holidays!
Joke #13797
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sleigh.
Sleigh who?
Sleigh another dragon, Sir Lancelot!
Joke #13796
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one home at my house.
Joke #11745
Ring, ring!
Who’s there?
Operator!
Operator who?
Operator peanut butter sandwich too fast, and now she can’t talk!
Joke #11744
Ring, ring!
Who’s there?
Dial!
Dial who?
Dial come to the phone as soon as her sister, Bea, gets off!
Joke #11587
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Soccer.
Soccer who?
Soccerjawea.
Joke #11586
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze got the ball?
Joke #11551
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream ’cause I’m a cheerleader.