Bachelor: “I’ll have you know girls tear their hair to go out with me.”
Bachelorette: “That’s fine, if you happen to like bald-headed girls.”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #10756
Bill: “I was in bed with 102 last night.”
Sill: “Wow! It must’ve been very crowded.”
Joke #10751
Father: “A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.”
Son: “No wonder I flunked my final exam!”
Joke #9307: Hear Today…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.
Mary: Are you wearing it now?
Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s top of the line.
Mary: Wow! What kind is it?
Dave: Twelve-thirty
Joke #9164
Dentist: “Try to relax. I’ll pull your aching tooth in five minutes.”
Patient: “How much will this cost?”
Dentist: “It’ll be $100.”
Patient: “That much for just five minutes work?”
Dentist: “Well if you prefer, I can pull it out very slowly.”
Joke #7831
Q: What did Jon do when his dog ate his science book?
A: He took the words right out of his mouth.
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Another version of this joke:
WRITER: “Last night I caught my dog chewing up the notes for my new novel.”
FRIEND: “What did you do?”
WRITER: “I took the words right out of his mouth.”
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