First Boy: Wow! It’s a run-home!
Second Boy: You mean a home run.
First Boy: No, I mean a run-home. You just hit the ball through the neighbor’s window!
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #11518
Game Warden: Didn’t you see the sign? It says, “No Fishing.”
Boy: I’m not fishing. I’m teaching these worms how to swim.
Joke #11510
Reporter: How long have you been running?
Track Star: Since I was eight years old.
Reporter: You must be tired.
Joke #11504
Swimming Instructor: Remember, girls, swimming is the best exercise you can do to stay slim and beautiful.
Girl: Have you ever taken a close look at a duck?
Joke #11500
Football Player: Coach, my doctor says I can’t play football.
Coach: You didn’t have to go to a doctor. I could have told you that.
Joke #11485
Ken: I’m glad I wasn’t born in France.
Debby: Why?
Ken: Because I can’t speak French!
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Debby: I’m glad I wasn’t born in Spain.
Ken: Why? Because you don’t speak Spanish?
Debby: That’s right! How’d you guess?
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Ken: I’m glad I wasn’t born in Urehatt.
Debby: Urehatt? Where’s Urehatt?
Ken: It’s on my head! Ha ha! Gotcha that time!
Joke #11484
Leslie: Hey, what are you doing up in that tree?
Anne: The sign says keep off the grass!
Joke #11483
Libby: How was the movie?
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
Joke #11482
Jason: Are you going to the baseball game with me this afternoon?
Emily: No. It’s a waste of time. I can tell you the score before the game starts.
Jason: Oh yeah? What is it then?
Emily: Nothing to nothing!
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Another variation of this joke:
First Fan: I can tell you what the score’s going to be before this game starts.
Second Fan: Really, what is it?
First Fan: Nothing to nothing.
Joke #11481
May: Stop making faces at that poor bulldog.
Tony: Well, he started it!
Joke #11480
Melanie: Did you know that all buses and trains are stopping today?
John: No. Why’s that?
Melanie: To let the passengers off!
Joke #11479
Walter: Did you know that boys are smarter than girls?
Alison: No. I never knew that.
Walter: See what I mean?
Joke #11478
Bruce: Do you know where I can buy some parrot seed?
Linda: Why? You don’t own a parrot.
Bruce: I know, but I want to grow one!
Joke #11477
Pam: Why were you so late for school this morning?
Tim: I dreamed I was playing football, and the game went into overtime!
Joke #11476
Sharon: Hey, your baseball cap is on backward.
Mark: Mind your own business. How do you know which way I’m going?