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Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #11590
Angry Man: Little boy, have you seen who broke my window?
Little Boy: No, but have you seen my soccer ball?
Joke #11589
First Fan: What’s the score of the game?
Second Fan: Eight to five.
First Fan: Who’s winning?
Second Fan: Eight.
Joke #11588
Teacher: Johnny, name the four seasons.
Johnny: Football, basketball, baseball, and soccer.
Joke #11584
Father: What did you think of your first soccer game, son?
Son: It was okay, Dad, but those guys never learned how to share.
Father: Why do you say that?
Son: They’re still fighting over who gets the ball.
Joke #11579
Reporter: What’s the hardest thing you have to do every day?
Famous Basketball Star: Tie my shoes.
Joke #11573
Reporter: Do you like all of your players to be tall, Coach?
Famous Coach: A player’s height isn’t important to me, as long as his ears pop when he sits down.
Joke #11569
Basketball Coach: Billy, I think you grew another foot over the summer.
Billy: No, Coach, honest. I still have only two.
Joke #11565
Jack: How did you break your arm?
Zack: I was playing football with a telephone booth.
Jack: What?
Zack: I was trying to get my quarter back!
Joke #11555
Dad: How’d you do in the game today, son?
Son: I made a ninety-two yard run.
Dad: That’s terrific!
Son: Not really. I didn’t catch the guy I was chasing.
Joke #11552
Boy: Doc, do you think I can play football after this cast is off my leg?
Doctor: Certainly.
Boy: Thanks. I couldn’t play before.
Joke #11542
Doctor: What happened to you?
Patient: I went camping with a baseball player.
Doctor: What’s that got to do with your black eye?
Patient: I told him to pitch the tent, and he did.
Joke #11535
Little Brother: Thanks for the baseball cards, but I can’t read yet.
Big Brother: Don’t worry. You can still look at the pitchers.
Joke #11532
Little-League Vampire: Dad, what’s the best way to hold a bat?
Father Vampire: By the wings, son.
Joke #11526
Little Leaguer: Dad, what does a ballplayer do when his eyesight starts going bad?
Dad: He gets a job as an umpire.