Tammy: What are you doing, Tim?
Tim: I’m trying to call Washington!
Tammy: Oh, haven’t you heard? He’s dead!
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #11620
Two Martians, new to the ways of Earth, were trying to start a campfire.
First Martian: “This match won’t light.”
Second Martian: “What’s the matter with it?”
First Martian: “I don’t know. It worked just a minute ago.”
Joke #11619
Visitor from space: “I was born on Mars.”
Man from Earth: “Which part?”
Visitor from space: “All of me.”
Joke #11618
Martian (to a new crew member): “Why is it important not to lose your head during an attack on Earth?”
Saucer crew member: “Because then I wouldn’t have a place to put my space helmet.”
Joke #11615
Two aliens from space upon seeing their first snake.
First: “That’s only a little green snake.”
Second: “Yes, but it might be as dangerous as a ripe one!”
Joke #11614
John: “Why are you snapping your fingers?”
Bill: “To keep the flying saucers away.”
John: “I don’t see any flying saucers.”
Bill: “Works, doesn’t it?”
Joke #11611
Man to space travel agent: “Give me a ticket to the moon.”
Agent: “Sorry, the moon is full.”
Joke #11603
Manager: Can you join me in a cup of coffee?
Wrestler: Think we’ll both fit?
Joke #11602
Manager: How did you ever get out of that hold?
Wrestler: It happened like this: I saw a finger, so I bit it. Then I got really mad ’cause my finger hurt so bad!
Joke #11601
First Wrestler: How would you like a knuckle sandwich?
Second Wrestler: No, thanks. I’m a vegetarian.
Joke #11600
First Fan: Did you see the match between Frankenstein and Dracula?
Second Fan: No. What happened?
First Fan: Frankenstein was down for the Count.
Joke #11599
First Fan: Did you hear about the wrestler whose nose ran and feet smelled?
Second Fan: No, what was wrong with him?
First Fan: He was built upside down.
Joke #11598
First Wrestler: That sure was a long walk from the dressing room to the ring.
Second Wrestler: Don’t worry. You won’t have to walk back.
Joke #11596
First Wrestler: I hear you’re taking a mail-order bodybuilding course.
Second Wrestler: That’s right. Every week, the mailman brings me a new piece of bodybuilding equipment.
First Wrestler: You don’t look much different to me.
Second Wrestler: You’re right. But you should see my mailman!
Joke #11594
First Wrestler: Want to see something really swell?
Second Wrestler: Sure.
First Wrestler: Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat.