FIRST GOLFER: “You look happy. Your score must have been good today.”
SECOND GOLFER: “My score has really improved since I bought this pencil with an eraser on it.”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #12644
SON: “When you were in school, Dad, did you participate in any sports?”
FATHER: “Track was my best sport. I’ll never forget the day I ran the hundred-yard dash in only seven seconds. And if I ever catch the guy who put those bees in my shorts, I’ll kill him!”
Joke #12640
WILLIE: “What’s the name of your baseball team?”
BILLIE: “The Scrambled Eggs.”
WILLIE: “The Scrambled Eggs? Why did you pick that name?”
BILLIE: “Because we’re always getting beaten.”
Joke #12639
Manager to his whipped prize fighter: “Keep on swinging, kid. The draft may give him a bad cold.”
Joke #12638
FRESHMAN: “I went out for the football team today and I think I made it.”
JUNIOR: “What makes you think you made the team?”
FRESHMAN: “Well, the coach took one look at me and said, ‘Oh, no, this is the end!'”
Joke #12635
TRACK STAR: “I think nothing of running five miles every morning.”
REPORTER: “Me too, I never think of it either.”
Joke #12632
TEACHER: “You can always spot an abnormal student. He’s the one who comes back to school from a long vacation and remembers to bring his homework.”
Joke #12628
OVERHEARD: “A college professor was telling a friend, ‘My wife is very optimistic about my future. She has already spent my next year’s salary.”
Joke #12627
PROFESSOR POTTS: “Now, William, I will use my hat to represent the planet Mars. Do you have a question?”
WILLIAM: “Yes. Is Mars inhabited?”
Joke #12626
A student raised his hand in class one day and said “Teacher, I’m very sick.”
The teacher asked, “Where does it hurt the most?”
The lad gulped, “At school.”
Joke #12623
The teacher of a Sunday Bible class asked a student, “Tom, why was Goliath surprised when David hit him with a stone?”
Tom answered, “Because such a thing had never entered his head before!”
Joke #12622
TEACHER: “Can someone tell us why they hung that painting?”
STUDENT: “Because they couldn’t find the artist?”
Joke #12619
BOXER (to manager after he lost fight): “You have to get me a re-match. Then you’ll see some real fighting — I’ll kill you.”
Joke #12618
A college athlete told a friend: “Martha is a great tennis player with a powerful backhand. Last night at the drive-in movie, I tried to kiss her, and she slapped me four times.”
Joke #12617
GOLFER: “I am certainly not playing my usual game today.”
CADDY: “What game is that?”