“as a wise man once said: wherever you go, there you are”
– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from.
Category Archives: (F) Confucius Say Joke
Joke #12953
CONFUCIUS SAY: People who view world through rose-colored glasses end up seeing red.
Joke #12952
CONFUCIUS SAY: Time wait for no man and neither do crosstown buses.
Joke #12951
CONFUCIUS SAY: Women who use gunpowder as night cream end up with complexion that is shot.
Joke #12950
CONFUCIUS SAY: Frogman who jogs in still waters runs deep.
Joke #12949
CONFUCIUS SAY: Time may be great healer, but plastic surgery is quicker.
Joke #12948
CONFUCIUS SAY: Bird in cage like convict in prison. Leave door open and both will fly coop.
Joke #12946
CONFUCIUS SAY: When talking about crime, the pen is not mightier than the sword. Convicts can escape from the pen, but not from the cemetery.
Joke #12945
CONFUCIUS SAY: Old grudges should be buried when old enemies are.
Joke #12944
CONFUCIUS SAY: Never climb ladder of success when elevator is available.
Joke #12943
CONFUCIUS SAY: Coal production companies who pay their workers in moonshine liquor contribute to the delinquency of miners.
Joke #12942
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who plant feet firmly in ground end up with soiled socks.
Joke #12941
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man in tails who talks through hat blows his topper.
Joke #12940
CONFUCIUS SAY: Wine and cheese age gracefully, but people don’t.
Joke #12939
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who speak with forked tongue is probably a snake in the grass.