Answer: Himalayan.
Question: In what position is a boy while he talks on the phone?
Answer: Himalayan.
Question: In what position is a boy while he talks on the phone?
Answer: Dial soap.
Question: How do you stop dirty phone calls?
Answer: Hello? Hello? Hello?
Question: How does a three-headed secretary answer the phone?
Answer: Long distance!
Question: What’s the best way to talk to King Kong?
Answer: Phone bill!
Question: What should you do when you want to talk to Bill?
Answer: Area code!
Question: What do you call the secret language used in your area?
Answer: Willy from Free Willy, a Chia Pet, and Ex-Lax.
Question: What’s something that blows, grows, and flows?
Answer: A guy who picks his nose and throws it, one who does no treat on Halloween, and Dr. Van Helsing from Dracula .
Question: Who’s a flicker, a tricker, and a wooden stake sticker?
Answer: A real rich guy, what comes up when you clear your throat, and a school kid who’s a doctor.
Question: What’s a Kluge, a lugey, and a Doogie?
A: A snotty nose, Doctor Giggles, and a bat with holes in it.
Q: What’s a sniffle, a piffle, and a whiffle?