Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Joker took it and made an omelette
Then came a comet
Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Joker took it and made an omelette
Then came a comet
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost its wheel
and the joker got away, HEY!
(Repeat the previous verse twice)
Batman’s in the kitchen
Robins in the hall
Jokers in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!
Oh yeah oh yeah
Jingle jingle
Shake your bootie
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Riding through the snow
In an armored car today,
To Arkham house he goes,
Laughing all the way.
Isley killed a plant,
Nigma failed a test,
All Bane did was rave and rant,
And so did all the rest.
Oh,
Jingle bells,
Clayface smells,
Penguin layed an egg.
Batman got the drop on them and
Put
Them
All away!
jingle bells,
your song smells,
they all sound the fucking same
jingle bells,
go to hell,
your site is fucking lame
Bumpidy bump bump bumpidy bump bump look at Frosty go…
dashing over Santa big rolls and all the way to the North Pole hey!!!! _ _
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Shells and shotguns ringggg, making Saddam cry, on the way to jail he chanted “i am gonna die!” Hey!
Jingle shells, Laden smells, Saddam’s gonna die! Once he’s caught, he’ll be shot, right on his left eye, Hey!
Jingle bells,
Batman Smells,
Robin lays an egg,
I for one, don’t think it’s fun,
for Joker to escape and run!
Groundhogs rule, groundhogs rule, groundhogs rule, hey!
DEODERANT DEODERANT DEODERANT BAGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSS!!!!
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Go drink a keyboard
Spidermobile lost its wheel
But Spiderman got away and died
Jingle bells
WHOO JA
Go smoke a modem
Go drink a boat
Go smoke a tape recorder
Alligator does NOT rhyme with chandalier
But who cares
Because I’m in love with a spoon
You dynamite recorder
Hey!
Jingle Bells
Who died
Who died
Who died
Who died
Hey!
Dashing through the snow
In a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go
Bashing into trees
OW! OW! OW!
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
Rush me to the hospital
Before I lose my head
jingle bells
bat man smells
robin layed a egg
made a fart behind the cart
and blew up the usa
scooby dooby doo,
scooby dooby doo…
give me a scooby snack,
then i will smack you on the back.