The Lindy Hop – n. what Lindy does when dropped out a window
Category Archives: Dictionary
These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
pigeon-toed
pigeon-toed – n. the sensation resulting from stepping in pigeon droppings.
dandruff
dandruff – n. the itch Dan gets when he plays too much with dog Ruff.
pink eye
pink eye – n. an infection caused by putting too much white in your red eye.
zazzlestick
zazzlestick – n. a neon pencil
hammertoes
hammertoes – n. a condition that affects feet that get pounded.
athlete’s foot
athlete’s foot – n. the part of the body that gets infected when nobody washes the athlete’s socks.
ohminseok
ohminseok – n. a Korean who has three companies trying to hack and kill him. These companies use his name and email illegally, and they send out potty mouth e-mails to everyone on his contact lists because they want to ruin his life.
See the comment below for the account of an ohminseok named Oh Minseok.
author
author – n. someone who writes fucked up and stupid books for stupid people to read. Other times you can be cool if you write books with loads of cuss words in them, or write stuff that is actually interesting and not completely stupid, and full of characters we actually care about
Ex. Most authors are horrible at writing.
eraser designer
eraser designer – n. someone who makes cool designs for erasers
helium tank attendant
helium tank attendant – n. someone who fills up balloons with helium for annoying little kids so they can lose them
underwear inspector
underwear inspector – n. someone who inspects underwear by sniffing them. If you are an underwear inspector and see someone wearing your inspected underwear, you can say “you’re wearing my undies”
English teacher
English teacher – n. someone who dances around and talks about symbolism, poetry and the like all day long, doing the same dance steps six or so times a day
meat cutter
meat cutter – n. someone who cuts meat after peeing on it, claiming its a special marinate, and charge double price for it
park ranger
park ranger – n. someone who hangs out with idols like Yogi Bear, Booboo Bear, Wally Gator, Snagglepuss, Quick Draw McGraw and others, chasing them around, trying to get picnic baskets back