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Chatroulette #12199

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Dark Room Person: any music playing right now?

Dark Room Person: like can u hear it?

davepoobond: i can hear somethin…

davepoobond: not like i can tell what it is though

Dark Room Person: anything new now?

davepoobond: no

Dark Room Person: idarn….

Dark Room Person: why isnt my sound working.

davepoobond: maybe because you cant see the volume switch

davepoobond: lights would be the first step to solving the problem

Dark Room Person: i see speaker and Mic

Dark Room Person: do those need to be all up?

davepoobond: i dont know what you’re talking about nor do i care

davepoobond: sorry

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Chatroulette #12198

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German Guy: du hund

davepoobond: das boot

German Guy: wheare you from

davepoobond: usa

davepoobond: you

German Guy: i m from germay

German Guy: wat s am mann

German Guy: up

davepoobond: nothin, just bored

davepoobond: how about you

German Guy: i m coksing

davepoobond: is that german for masturbating

davepoobond: there’s too many people masturbating on here

German Guy: im speaking ltle english

davepoobond: i dont know any german, so i cant really help 🙁

German Guy: wow

German Guy: have you girl friend

German Guy: in usa

davepoobond: no, do you have a girlfriend in usa

German Guy: no

German Guy: hear in germany

German Guy: i m have

German Guy: bitshes

davepoobond: lots of bitches right

German Guy: yes i m fuck hear bithses in ass

davepoobond: i hope you use a condom, its not good to get shit in your dick

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#11028: stimpyismyname -> ZolaOnAOL

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stimpyismyname: for what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think?

stimpyismyname: why do i think what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think what?

stimpyismyname: why do i think that i think what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think that i think what?

stimpyismyname: why do you think that i think that i think that you think what

ZolaOnAOL: It was the only thing I could think of.

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#10996: davepoobond -> wenonahgurl

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davepoobond: NO, YOU SUCK

wenonahgurl: i think you’re confused

davepoobond: I THINK YOU’RE CONFUSED

wenonahgurl: why is that?

davepoobond: WHY IS THAT?

wenonahgurl: why am i confused you imd me

davepoobond: BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU’RE AN IDIOT

davepoobond: DO YOU LIKE PORN

davepoobond: I LIKE PORN

davepoobond: I HAVE 5 GIGS OF PORN

wenonahgurl: i figured

davepoobond: HOW

davepoobond: IS IT A MATHEMATICAL EQUATION

davepoobond: I WOULDN’T KNOW BECAUSE I DROPPED OUT IN KINDERGARTEN

wenonahgurl: seemed like you’d be the type

davepoobond: YEAH WELL YOU KNOW US DRUGGIES THAT’VE BEEN SMOKIN SINCE WE WERE 5

wenonahgurl: intersting

wenonahgurl: but good to know

wenonahgurl: so what else do you like doing besides smoking up and jacking off

wenonahgurl: to pron

wenonahgurl: porn*

wenonahgurl: sorry

davepoobond: I LIKE TO KNOCK OFF LIQUOR STORES AND STEAL THE PORN THERE

wenonahgurl: sounds like good fun

davepoobond: YEAH

wenonahgurl: are you in school

davepoobond: NO I TOLD YOU I DROPPED OUT IN GRADE K

davepoobond: COULDN’T TAKE THE PRESSURE OF SITTING IN A SQUARE ON THE BIG RUG

wenonahgurl: oh right i forgot

wenonahgurl: can imagine the difficulties you had with that

davepoobond: ITS KINDA HARD

davepoobond: MOM NEVER TAUGHT ME ABOUT SHAPES

wenonahgurl: the floor or something else?? 😉

davepoobond: I THOUGHT A SQUARE WAS A CIRCLE

davepoobond: AND A CIRCLE WAS A TRIANGLE

davepoobond: SO THAT PRETTY MUCH MADE A SQUARE A TRIANGLE

davepoobond: OR A TRIANGLE A SQUARE

davepoobond: FUCKED UP AIN’T IT

davepoobond: THEY ALSO TAUGHT ME THE COLORS WRONG

davepoobond: THEY SAID RED WAS YELLOW

davepoobond: GREEN WAS PINK

wenonahgurl: im soooo sorry

davepoobond: IT PUT ME ON MEDICINES I SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN TAKING

davepoobond: I’M HALF-PAST DEAD RIGHT ABOUT NOW

davepoobond: I’M ON DISABILITY

wenonahgurl: gotcha

wenonahgurl: i can see that now

davepoobond: ALL I DO IS EAT WHEAT PRODUCTS, TRISCUITS AND FROOT LOOPS

davepoobond: AND SIT ON WHAT IS LEFT OF MY ASS AFTER THE OPERATION

davepoobond: CAUSE I WAS IN NAM

davepoobond: OR I THOUGHT I WAS

davepoobond: AND SOMEHOW MY TORSO WAS BLOWN OFF

wenonahgurl: are you high now???

wenonahgurl: that would explain a lot

davepoobond: NO, I’M OFF THAT. NOW I EAT JAM

wenonahgurl: really?

davepoobond: YEAH

davepoobond: JAM IS GOOD

davepoobond: AND ITS HEALTHY

davepoobond: I GET JAM FOR FREE

wenonahgurl: from where?

davepoobond: CAUSE SMUCKERS PUT ME ON THEIR “GIVE FREE JAM TO” LIST

davepoobond: YOU HAVE TO BE SPECIAL, LIKE ME

wenonahgurl: oh gotcha

davepoobond: SMUCKERS MAKES GOOD JAM

davepoobond: I ONLY EAT TWO THINGS. JAM AND PUDDING

wenonahgurl: interesting

davepoobond: JELLO CHARGES ME A LITTLE LESS THAN HALF PRICE, THOSE BASTARDS

davepoobond: ITS HARD BUYING THINGS ON DISABILITY

davepoobond: I CAN’T KEEP MY ESCALADE PAYMENTS ROLLING IF I GOTTA PAY HALF PRICE OF PUDDING

wenonahgurl: really?

davepoobond: NOW YOU MAY ASK HOW I DRIVE

davepoobond: I DONT

davepoobond: I HIRE SOME GUY

davepoobond: FROM A FANCY BUTLER STORE

wenonahgurl: nice

davepoobond: HE COSTS 200 DOLLARS A DRIVE

davepoobond: AND HE MAKES ME LOOK DAMN GOOD

davepoobond: I USUALLY GET THIS GUY NAMED EDWARD. HE’S A BRITISH GUY

davepoobond: BUT WHEN I’M GOING DOWN TO THE GHETTO PART OF BEVERLY HILLS (THAT’S WHERE I LIVE), I USUALLY HIRE A BIG FAT BLACK GUY

davepoobond: OR A SKINNY MEXICAN

wenonahgurl: gotcha

davepoobond: boo

wenonahgurl: hi again

davepoobond: again?

davepoobond: i just got on

wenonahgurl: we already talked???

wenonahgurl: remember?

davepoobond: i saw you on my buddy list so i thought i knew you

davepoobond: i dont think i do

wenonahgurl: i figured

davepoobond: was someone else talking to you

wenonahgurl: yeah why?

davepoobond: was he talking about Darrel talking about his miseducation again?

davepoobond: i swear, it was a mistake to let him keep his arms

wenonahgurl: no bu what are you talking about

davepoobond: there’s this guy, right

davepoobond: his name is Darrel

davepoobond: he’s a stupid fag

wenonahgurl: gotcha

davepoobond: all he does is whine and complain

wenonahgurl: and who’s this then

davepoobond: so last week i cut his legs off and tossed him in the basement

davepoobond: but i guess he made his way to the computer

davepoobond: my name is Pierre

Previous message was not received by wenonahgurl because of error (8:24:40 PM): User wenonahgurl is not available.

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#10995: davepoobond -> anGeL 706888

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davepoobond: I’M A NORMAL GUY HI

anGeL 706888: HI

davepoobond: I LIKE TO TALK IN ALL CAPS IS THAT OK

davepoobond: BECAUSE I’M AN IDIOT

davepoobond: AND I DONT LIKE IT WHEN THE PRETTY CAPS LOCK LIGHT IS OFF

anGeL 706888: OOO IT’S OK! DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

davepoobond: YOU LIKE TOO TOOOO?

anGeL 706888: SURE WHY NOT

davepoobond: I THINK I’M IN LOVE

anGeL 706888: WITH WHO?1

davepoobond: UUUU

anGeL 706888: NO WAY!

davepoobond: YES WAY

anGeL 706888: I’M IN LOVE WITH ME TOO

davepoobond: TOTALLY

anGeL 706888: LIKE AWESOME

davepoobond: TOTALLY AWESOME

anGeL 706888: LIKE KOOL BEANS

davepoobond: RADICAL BITCHEIN

anGeL 706888: RUFUS

davepoobond: RUFY

anGeL 706888: NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

anGeL 706888: DON’T TOUCH ME THERE

davepoobond: THAT’S TOO BAD

anGeL 706888: TOUCH ME HERE

davepoobond: HI I’M NORMAL

anGeL 706888: HI I’M AMBER

davepoobond: AMBER IS A SEXY NAME

anGeL 706888: THANK YOU

davepoobond: I WANNA JACK OFF RIGHT NOW TO IT BUT I CAN’T

anGeL 706888: WHY?

davepoobond: CAUSE MY LOWER TORSO WAS BLOWN OFF IN NAM

anGeL 706888: OOO OK

anGeL 706888: DAMN

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#10958: Shcumoot -> davepoobond

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davepoobond was on his sister’s screen name.

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Shcumoot: hey whats up its nathan

davepoobond: hey were u just on my sn

Shcumoot: no

davepoobond: u sure

davepoobond: CAUSE I’LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW BUDDY

davepoobond: IF YOU WERE

Shcumoot: we cant i dont know your screen name

davepoobond: I WILL PERSONALLY GO OVER TO YOUR HOUSE

davepoobond: AND PERSONALLY

davepoobond: persssoonnaalllyyyyy

davepoobond: TAKE YOUR CHERRIOS

Shcumoot: fuck me reall cool

davepoobond: AND EAT THEM

Shcumoot: call me at nicks

davepoobond: THAT WUS MY BROTHER SRY

Shcumoot: what was

Shcumoot: call nick

Shcumoot: dont eat my cherios i love them

Shcumoot: talk

davepoobond: ok fine then

davepoobond: i won’t eat your cheerios

davepoobond: i’ll eat YOU

Shcumoot: ya cause someone was talking all hoirny to us on my screen name

Shcumoot: call nick but you sounded pretty hot i wished it was u

davepoobond: are those 2 men in your profile having sex or just having a good time on a slip n’ slide

Shcumoot: there assbumping

davepoobond: my sister will call you

davepoobond: just watch out cause i’m watching you

Shcumoot: r u really wet thats what your screen name said

davepoobond: you will crumble at the hands of my iron fists

davepoobond: yeah i am, i’m 210 pounds of it

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#10919: SR71 Steve -> Daedric Lord 666

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Alright, i have a cooperation betweeen dan and he. I pick out some fool at random. Dan’s IM is basically dan trying to hit on him. Here’s my side.

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SR71 Steve: 😀

SR71 Steve: 😀

Daedric Lord 666: hey

SR71 Steve: 😀

Daedric Lord 666: whoz dis?

SR71 Steve: 😀

Daedric Lord 666: ????????????

SR71 Steve: :-\

Daedric Lord 666: O_o??????????

SR71 Steve: >

Daedric Lord 666: ?????????????

SR71 Steve: i like pie

SR71 Steve: and i’m a pimp

Daedric Lord 666: ooo u

SR71 Steve: CHILDREN’D!

Daedric Lord 666: ???

Daedric Lord 666: who r u again?

SR71 Steve: spawn of satan

SR71 Steve: who are you?

SR71 Steve: the real slim shady?

Daedric Lord 666: sweet

Daedric Lord 666: and I’m a G-UNIT soldier

SR71 Steve: G-unit!

SR71 Steve: roflmao

SR71 Steve: G-units are the bitches of F units

SR71 Steve: lol

SR71 Steve: stupid g units

Daedric Lord 666: whaa??

SR71 Steve: Do my laundry bitch

SR71 Steve: your my bitch G unit

Daedric Lord 666: hell no

SR71 Steve: ARROWED!

SR71 Steve: POSSUMS!

Daedric Lord 666: tell my other bitches that

Daedric Lord 666: they’ll do ur shit

SR71 Steve: you have fucking H unit for bitches

SR71 Steve: H unit isn’t worth crap

SR71 Steve: I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!

Daedric Lord 666: who the hell are u?

SR71 Steve: spawn of satan

SR71 Steve: fucktard

SR71 Steve: i gusse it’s a G unit thing

SR71 Steve: Hi

Daedric Lord 666: how in hell did u got my sn?

SR71 Steve: Daddy gave it too me

Daedric Lord 666: who>>> ur daddy????

Daedric Lord 666: weird

SR71 Steve: think about it

SR71 Steve: shithead

SR71 Steve: SPAWN of satan

SR71 Steve: thessse G-units

SR71 Steve: think they’re all tough

SR71 Steve: but then they meet a possum

SR71 Steve: or get arrowed

SR71 Steve: seriously, blue meatloaf is the shit

SR71 Steve: hi

SR71 Steve: my homosexual friend says you’re hitting on him

SR71 Steve: is that how it goes with you G units?

SR71 Steve: hi

SR71 Steve: hi

SR71 Steve: hi

SR71 Steve: hi

SR71 Steve: hi

SR71 Steve: hi

SR71 Steve: hi

SR71 Steve: hi

SR71 Steve: hi

SR71 Steve: are you the real slim shady?

SR71 Steve: cuz my dad thinks he’s the shit

Daedric Lord 666:

Charger979: wanna cyber anyways?

Daedric Lord 666: hell no!

Charger979: ….you dissapoint me

Charger979: come on, it’ll be fun

Daedric Lord 666: hell no

Charger979: Is that all you say?

Charger979: either way, it turns me on

Daedric Lord 666: o god

Charger979: come on man

Charger979: you start

Daedric Lord 666: hell no!

SR71 Steve: STOP HITTING ON HIM!!!!!!!!

SR71 Steve: he;’s too good for G unit

SR71 Steve: fucktard

Daedric Lord 666: then u go and fuck him

SR71 Steve: I don’t go that way

SR71 Steve: homophobe

SR71 Steve: your going to hell dude

SR71 Steve: and hell is bad

Daedric Lord 666: hell is good

SR71 Steve: yeah, if your the spawn of satan

SR71 Steve: if you’re just some crappy G unit, it sucks

SR71 Steve: DUDE! LEAVE MY FUCKING FRIEND ALONE STOP COMING ON TO HIM

Daedric Lord 666: slim shady sucks

SR71 Steve: damn, that’s another pineapple up the ass from daddy

SR71 Steve: and quit raggin on mexicans

Daedric Lord 666: what???

SR71 Steve: i know why you won’t cyber with my friend

SR71 Steve: it’s cuz he;s mexican

SR71 Steve: racisit bastard

Daedric Lord 666: I’m not gay!!!

SR71 Steve: ;-)suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure;-)

SR71 Steve: and quit trying to shit behind my back

Daedric Lord 666: IT’S TURE!!!!!!!!!!!!> !!!!!!!!!!!!!

SR71 Steve: i know what your IMing him

Daedric Lord 666: Thats it I gonna get the other G-Unit soldiers to kick ur gay ass!

SR71 Steve: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DIGI DEUL!!!!

SR71 Steve: G unit sucks

SR71 Steve: literally

SR71 Steve: my friend knows

SR71 Steve: so what about that digiduel

SR71 Steve: http://i_own_you_fucking_G_unit.net/fuckfaceisgay.html

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#10917: CuteVBChica -> davepoobond

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I had this reallllllly good IM, but then AIM had an error and closed down. I IMd her back, and this happened:

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CuteVBChica: so bye

davepoobond: wait

davepoobond: do you have the IM we just had

CuteVBChica: yea

davepoobond: can i have it

CuteVBChica: no

davepoobond: why not come on

CuteVBChica: why do u wan tit

davepoobond: i was just jerkin your chain the whole time

davepoobond: i put it on my web site

CuteVBChica: wut website

davepoobond: www.squackle.com

davepoobond: its down right now though

CuteVBChica: no ur not having it

davepoobond: and i change the sns, so its not even your sn

CuteVBChica: buh bye

davepoobond: waitttt

CuteVBChica: nooooooooooo

davepoobond: comonnnn

CuteVBChica: nooooo

davepoobond: don’t be mean

davepoobond: hello

CuteVBChica: hello

davepoobond: don’t be mean

CuteVBChica: i will

davepoobond: you want me to do something?

davepoobond: want me to say i’m sorry?

CuteVBChica: that won’t help sorrrrrry

davepoobond: want me to say something else

davepoobond: want me to drive over to your house and give you free sex

CuteVBChica: no thanks

CuteVBChica: u don’ty know where i live

davepoobond: well that’s why you tell me and pay for the airfare

CuteVBChica: no thanks BYE!!

davepoobond: COMONNNN

davepoobond: this is no fun

CuteVBChica: nope so bvyue

davepoobond: it was such a good time though

CuteVBChica: bye**

davepoobond: it was funnnyyyyy

davepoobond: i bet you laughed too

davepoobond: didn’t you

CuteVBChica: nope not once

davepoobond: oh comon

davepoobond: not even the printing out of your screen name

davepoobond: and me fucking it

davepoobond: with my penis

davepoobond: or the question about

davepoobond: me pounding you

davepoobond: and you being stupid

davepoobond: and not telling me the answer to it

davepoobond: hello

CuteVBChica: nope

davepoobond: come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you mean to tell me you didn’t even laugh when i was asking you if i could ask a question

davepoobond: and then you said “just did”

davepoobond: like the smarty you are

davepoobond: notice how i didn’t say smart ass

davepoobond: cause i have respect for you

davepoobond: and also our dissing contest

davepoobond: where you called me a dick

CuteVBChica: i never klaughed

davepoobond: and i called you a cunt rag

CuteVBChica: so

davepoobond: or even when i said you were a bitch 40 million times

CuteVBChica: NEVER

davepoobond: or how about right now

CuteVBChica: never

davepoobond: because i just went through the whole last half hour that i’ve talked with you and summarized it up in the last 10 min

CuteVBChica: wutever

davepoobond: so where do you live

Auto response from CuteVBChica: i’M sO uNlOvEd :'( ……..

ThE wHoLe WoRlD tO mE iS a BlAcK hOlE…………………….

CuteVBChica: not telling you

davepoobond: do you live on earth?

CuteVBChica: yup

davepoobond: united states?

CuteVBChica: yup

davepoobond: california

CuteVBChica: nope

davepoobond: wanna see something funny

davepoobond: the same guy that you called nasty

davepoobond: i IMd him

davepoobond: and i had this really long IM with him

davepoobond: and i told him i was a 12 year old girl

davepoobond: first of all, this guy is a dumbass

davepoobond: cause he doesn’t see the “dave” part in my name

CuteVBChica: lol

davepoobond: and we “talked dirty”

CuteVBChica: shopw me ur convo

davepoobond: but then stupid AIM had to close

CuteVBChica: oh

davepoobond: that’s why i dont have the im i had with you

CuteVBChica: ok

davepoobond: (I show her the IM with hockeybreezer16, #10916)

davepoobond: what a loser huh

CuteVBChica: yup

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: anyway

davepoobond: v8 is like cold tomato soup

davepoobond: i dont like it

CuteVBChica: lol

CuteVBChica: show me more

davepoobond: i can show you some more

davepoobond: that are on my web site

davepoobond: sort of though, its kinda hard to link to them

davepoobond: cause the url isn’t workin

CuteVBChica: o i meant something else

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: like another IM?

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I end up showing her some IMs….

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#10916: hockeybreezer16 -> davepoobond

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hockeybreezer16: hi

davepoobond: hi

hockeybreezer16: want to cyber

davepoobond: i thought we already did

davepoobond: i put my strap-on on and fucked you in the ass over and over

hockeybreezer16: its your turn

hockeybreezer16: i didnt go

davepoobond: did i mention that i usually have 43 year olds screw me in the ass, and i have a really loose ass

davepoobond: and i have a line of boobs going down my back

davepoobond: and i am 12 years old

hockeybreezer16: ya

davepoobond: ok

hockeybreezer16: i want to fuck u

davepoobond: and i want to fuck you too

hockeybreezer16: put my dick in your pussy

davepoobond: you don’t remember? i have 2

davepoobond: one is to the left

davepoobond: one is to the right

davepoobond: which one?

hockeybreezer16: both but not a the same time

hockeybreezer16: right

davepoobond: right as in ok or right as in right now or right as in the right one

hockeybreezer16: right one

davepoobond: ok you’re stupid

hockeybreezer16: i want your right one first

davepoobond: shut up

hockeybreezer16: y

davepoobond: you’re annoying

hockeybreezer16: y

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#10911: davepoobond -> CaseyTrack

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davepoobond: fuck off

CaseyTrack: ok

davepoobond: good.

davepoobond: notice the period.

CaseyTrack: yea

davepoobond: hey baby i’m legal now. click here to ::FUCK ME::

davepoobond: stop clicking

davepoobond: you’re fucking me too hard

davepoobond: ow ow wow

CaseyTrack: go bother someone else

davepoobond: wanna know what your profile says

davepoobond: One reason of life is to experience it and learn while you’re in it….so why do people give up on whats ahead of themselves?

Friends keep a person happy.

Don’t do drugs.

I dont do shout outs cuz i think i like everyone in this world.

….or am i too positive?

Couldn’t EC mean Educated Child…so why do we make fun of it?

Why do humans do the stupidest things in the world?

Has aim turned to a dating service now?

Why are there condoms and pills when the reason to have sex is to reproduce?

How come religion is always the conflict of war today?

Why is there a thing called oral sex when your mouth is the system for your daily survival by eating?

Do most of us go to school because of our great education oppotunity or because of friends and a person that we really like?

Is the supreme maker of all laughing at us because we have different religions?

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: are you implying that i have no life

davepoobond: well i do!

davepoobond: and i’m living it LARGEe!

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#10910: davepoobond -> SOOSHI125

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davepoobond: ARRGHH

SOOSHI125: ?

davepoobond: don’t be conned. vote for CON

SOOSHI125: dude im a a guy… u realize that right?

davepoobond: ohhhh

davepoobond: i thought you were a trisexual man with a line of boobs going down your back

SOOSHI125: fuck

SOOSHI125: no

SOOSHI125: thats sick

davepoobond: whats so sick about it

SOOSHI125: fuck u man…. good luck

davepoobond: good luck with what

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: good luck with what

davepoobond: HELLO

davepoobond: I NEED HELP

davepoobond: WITH WHAT YOU SAID

davepoobond: TO UNDERSTAND

davepoobond: IN MY HEAD

davepoobond: fine

davepoobond: don’t IM me

davepoobond: see if i care

davepoobond: 🙁

davepoobond: you make me cry

davepoobond: :'(

davepoobond: hey baby i’m legal now. click here to ::FUCK ME::

SOOSHI125: ASTALAVISTA

davepoobond: is this arnold?

davepoobond: wanna know what your profile says

davepoobond: 4View My BuddyProfile

WAKE UP!

NOW!

yeh another sick creation from mind of one sick animall who cant tell the difference between his friends and his foes and gets STUPIFIED!!!

SOOSHI125: wow

SOOSHI125: u got a life? or somrthing?

SOOSHI125: e

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: not really

SOOSHI125: that figures

SOOSHI125: i do so get lost

SOOSHI125: im not gay

davepoobond: really

davepoobond: then why do you have a screen name that implies sushi in it

SOOSHI125: its SOOSHI u idiot!

SOOSHI125: its a friggin food

davepoobond: unh hunh

davepoobond: more like dog food

SOOSHI125: whatever

davepoobond: and more like ass food

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