1 to 1 pranks.
davepoobond: hey…still dont remember me?
Crest kid: wtf
davepoobond: wtf?
davepoobond: whaddya mean wtf
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: mom? are you there?
davepoobond: comon. answer me
davepoobond: mommmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
davepoobond: waaaahhhh
davepoobond: you’re making me cry, you light bulb face
davepoobond: fag. what the hell are you doing on my buddy list
doman: what the fuck if I was a fag then why did you put me there and who the fuck is this you dumbshit
davepoobond: what the hell did you just say?
davepoobond: i dont even understand that. you’re a fag, and you’re on my buddy list, and i dont know how you got there
doman: well if somebody calls me a fag i get pissed at them
doman: well why did you put me there if i am a fag
doman: and who the fuck is this
davepoobond: i didnt put you there
davepoobond: you probably put yourself there
davepoobond: my name is poop
davepoobond: now how the hell did you get on my buddy list
doman: how the hell should i know
doman: what do i look like some sort of computer genius
doman: and i dont know a mack
davepoobond: i dont know, i havent seen you before
davepoobond: well thats your problem, then is it?
davepoobond: tell me
doman: shut up
davepoobond: before i beat your ass
davepoobond: hi
doman: what?
davepoobond: who are you
doman: i dont know who are you
davepoobond: what are you talking about
doman: well you messaged me first so i would assume you know who i am
davepoobond: well, i would assume i dont know who you are because i just asked “who are you” now tell me who you are
doman: no
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: WOW WOW WOW! FOUR GIRLS
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: yeahhh
davepoobond: isnt it boring
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: what here?
davepoobond: what do you DO
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: yeah thats why were on
davepoobond: Aaliyah died
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: lotsa stuff~~you name it
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: oh
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: we know
davepoobond: are you happy about that?
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: no
davepoobond: ok……..
davepoobond: wanna see my site?
davepoobond: its funny
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay
davepoobond: www.squackle.cjb.net
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: yeah we went but it didnt work
davepoobond: uh?
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ur site
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay we thought you wanted to do stuff
davepoobond: it works for me……
davepoobond: do stuff like what
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: i dunno… think about it
davepoobond: hmm………
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ….
davepoobond: hint?
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: what gives you satisfaction?
davepoobond: discussing how badly Keanu Reeves acting is
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: noo
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: try again
davepoobond: umm…………….
davepoobond: how about……………….looking into the sun
davepoobond: for days on end
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: that would be cool…what would make it better
davepoobond: staring at the sun without sunglasses
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: r u prude
davepoobond: prude…..?
davepoobond: whats that supposed to mean
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: omg
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: r u serious?
davepoobond: what?
davepoobond: the dictionary says a weird definition using the word “priggishly”
davepoobond: whats it supposed to mean
davepoobond: hello?
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ok can we explain what prude means?
davepoobond: yeah sure…….were u typing it?
davepoobond: cuz it must be a long defintion then
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ok~ when ur prude it means u’ve neva hooked^ b4
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: hooked^~like makin out,frenchkiss
davepoobond: where do you live?
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: new jersey
davepoobond: ok, in California, we dont use the word “prude”
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay what words do you use?
davepoobond: pillow smeller
davepoobond: thats what prude means over here
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ohhh
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: cool.
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: so r u a pillow smeller?
davepoobond: well, only when i sleep, cuz i sleep with my face in the pillow
davepoobond: ok, i was just kidding around. yes, i am what you call a “prude.” we dont have a word for “prude” over here that i know of
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ohhh
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: how old r u again?
davepoobond: 15
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ohhhhhh
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: r u cute
davepoobond: i dont know
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: we gotta go
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: bye
davepoobond: sureee ya do
davepoobond: k bye
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: no we do seriously
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ttyl
davepoobond: mmhmm
davepoobond: i know
sPOtLiTEswEEtY signed on at 10:36:43 PM.
elementcky: u from mn
elementcky: asl
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: ….no
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I get warned to 35%.
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davepoobond: wtf
Previous message was not received by elementcky because of error: User elementcky is not available.
davepoobond: hey you
Crest kid: who the fuck is this
davepoobond: i was going to ask the same thing
davepoobond: you fuckin bitch
davepoobond: what the HELL are you doing on my buddy list, fag
Crest kid: u imed me tho…
davepoobond: and?
davepoobond: i didnt IM you first
davepoobond: what are you talking about?
davepoobond: since when did i do that?
davepoobond: hello?
Crest kid: ur kinda gay
Crest kid: bye
davepoobond: i’m not kinda gay
davepoobond: i’m not gay at all
davepoobond: ass
davepoobond: die!
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: you suck
Crest kid: lol
Crest kid: ok
davepoobond: hahah
davepoobond: that was funny
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: hello?
Crest kid: hi
davepoobond: hi
Crest kid: ya
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: hi
Crest kid: ya
davepoobond: hi
Crest kid: ok
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: do you like hamburgers?
davepoobond: your icon is stupid
davepoobond: thats why i’m asking
davepoobond: cant you get a better one?
Crest kid: ya prolly
davepoobond: good
davepoobond: get an explosion
Crest kid: so doi know u?
davepoobond: like i do
Crest kid: uhh
davepoobond: i dont think you do
Crest kid: u dont have an explosion homie
Crest kid: u aint got shit
davepoobond: wait a sec
davepoobond: i’ll get it on
davepoobond: ok
Crest kid: k
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: did you get it
davepoobond: yay a penguin
davepoobond: thats better
davepoobond: penguins look funny
Crest kid: so serioous who r u?
davepoobond: mack
Crest kid: mack?
Crest kid: wtf
davepoobond: yeah
Crest kid: i dnt lknwo ne mack
davepoobond: my parents named me it, what am i supposed to do?
Crest kid: o lol i guess
Crest kid: so serious how ju get my sn?
davepoobond: i dont know, it was on my buddy list
davepoobond: thats why i was asking you
Crest kid: hey wtf is ur secret message ?
Crest kid: i cant find it
davepoobond: haha
davepoobond: you looked there
Crest kid: ya
Crest kid: lol
davepoobond: its not that hard
Crest kid: ytf r u so wierd?
davepoobond: i’m not weird at all
::he IMs me on a different sn, but i know its him::
Crest kid: k
davepoobond: k?
davepoobond: yay, chris farley
Crest kid: lol
Crest kid: ya fo0
Crest kid: hes the shit…
Crest kid: having…
Crest kid: 19 toes is a pain ?
davepoobond: yeah
Crest kid: tahts it?
davepoobond: i told you its not that hard
Crest kid: k
Crest kid: i like mine better
Crest kid: my info
davepoobond: its gay
davepoobond: i see that all the time
Crest kid: thats dick fo0o
Crest kid: dont hate…
Crest kid: y u gottta talk jelly bout ma info..
davepoobond: because your strawberries are rotten
davepoobond: thats why
Crest kid: lol
Crest kid: so where the fuck r u from?
davepoobond: alabama
Crest kid: alabama?
Crest kid: wtf
Crest kid: r u a n*gger
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: yes, alabama
davepoobond: its a state
davepoobond: in the US
Crest kid: i know
Crest kid: im in pe iite
Crest kid: i know my states
davepoobond: who are you
whitemagic: i am me
davepoobond: whoa
davepoobond: i am me too
whitemagic: okay…
davepoobond: you cant be me, because me is me
whitemagic: whatever
davepoobond: and me is me which is not you, because me is not you
davepoobond: and you cannot be me
davepoobond: because me is me
davepoobond: which is not you
davepoobond: because me is not you
davepoobond: and you is not me
davepoobond: me is me, only me
davepoobond: you cannot be me
whitemagic: a’ight, you can stfu now!!!
davepoobond: but, seriously, who are you
whitemagic: i already told you
davepoobond: nuh uh
whitemagic: yes i did!!!!
davepoobond: when?
whitemagic: didn’t i tell you to stfu??
davepoobond: no
whitemagic: yes i did!
whitemagic: you prolly don’t even know what that means
davepoobond: i know what that means
davepoobond: that is that
davepoobond: this is not that
davepoobond: and that is not this
whitemagic: ….
davepoobond: that can only be that, because this is not that
whitemagic: what the fuck…?
davepoobond: and that is that and that is that, but this is not that, and can never be that
whitemagic: shut the fuck up already!!!!
whitemagic: goddamn….
davepoobond: fuck cannot go up
whitemagic: ….
whitemagic: ugh….
davepoobond: ugh what?
davepoobond: ugh is a cartoon character
whitemagic: you are so goddamn annoying!!!!
whitemagic: i’m just about to block you….
davepoobond: ::fart:: why do you think so?
davepoobond: nooo! dont
whitemagic: why shouldn’t i block you??
davepoobond: because
whitemagic: because why?
davepoobond: why?
davepoobond: you want me to tell you why?
davepoobond: just dont
whitemagic: that’s not a good enough answer
davepoobond: i had you on my bl for some reason
davepoobond: maybe we knew each other
whitemagic: ummm….what’s your old s/n?
davepoobond: this is the only one i use
davepoobond: havent been on it for a long time though
whitemagic: what the fuck?? i have never talked to you before…..
davepoobond: then why the hell are you on my buddy list?
davepoobond: you didnt put yourself on there
whitemagic: i don’t know you so lemme alone!!
davepoobond: lemme?
davepoobond: lemmy
davepoobond: leammy
whitemagic: ….
whitemagic: shut up!!!
davepoobond: no!!!
davepoobond: go awayyyy
davepoobond: you’re so annoying
davepoobond: i’m gonna block you
whitemagic: go ahead!
davepoobond: wah wah, cry me a river
davepoobond: y should i?
whitemagic: ….
davepoobond: :-!
davepoobond: :'(
davepoobond: :-$
davepoobond: >:o
davepoobond: =-O
davepoobond: :-*
whitemagic: could you please leave me alone….
whitemagic: ….
davepoobond: but why?
davepoobond: i thought we were best friends
davepoobond: we used to go the park together and such
whitemagic: say wha’??? umm……no
davepoobond: we went to each others birthday partys
davepoobond: and had slumber partys
whitemagic: no
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: i was there
whitemagic: ….
davepoobond: hello
whitemagic: be gone you annoying asshole!!!!
davepoobond: nooooooooooooooooo
whitemagic: yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss
davepoobond: nooooooooooo
davepoobond: nuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
davepoobond: naaaaaaaaahhhhh!
whitemagic: yes!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: nuhhhhh uhhhhhh!
davepoobond: do you like me?
whitemagic: i don’t even know you….
davepoobond: so
whitemagic: i can’t like someone i don’t know
davepoobond: whats your point
davepoobond: whats the big deal, duuuude
whitemagic: ummmm…………go fuck yourself….
davepoobond: cant if i already diiiiiid
whitemagic: ewww
davepoobond: barbeque sauce too
whitemagic: gross….
davepoobond: i want my baby back
davepoobond: chilis
davepoobond: baby back ribs
whitemagic: can you please please please please leave me alone…
davepoobond: y
davepoobond: y not?
whitemagic: i don’t like talking to annoying people…..
davepoobond: and
whitemagic: i want you to leave me alone cause you are annoying
davepoobond: why
whitemagic: ugh….i thought i told you to leave me alone….
davepoobond: when?
whitemagic: earlier
davepoobond: how earlier
whitemagic: ya dumbass…..
davepoobond: i know you are but what am i
whitemagic: that’s sooooooooooooo old….
davepoobond: nuh uhhhhhhh
davepoobond: they used it on Thundercats yesterday!
whitemagic: ummm……thundercats???
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: a cartoon
whitemagic: you watch that gay program???
davepoobond: its not gay
davepoobond: its coo
davepoobond: thunder thunder thundercats! hoooo
whitemagic: ….
davepoobond: i am lord of the thundercats
whitemagic: ummmmmm…………….get the hell away from me…….
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you go away
davepoobond: wah wah, cry me a river
whitemagic: i was here first!!!!!!!!
whitemagic: how old are you???
davepoobond: nuh uh
davepoobond: i was born b4 you
davepoobond: first you
whitemagic: …
whitemagic: a’ight that’s it…..off to block land for you!!!!!!!
davepoobond: NO
whitemagic: bye bye
davepoobond: i’ll tell you
whitemagic: …
davepoobond: its your age +1
whitemagic: how do you know my age??
davepoobond: its in your profile
whitemagic: it is??
davepoobond: yes
whitemagic: is not!!!!
davepoobond: YES!
davepoobond: made you look!
davepoobond: AHAHA
whitemagic: ….
whitemagic: where do you live???
davepoobond: depends on where you live
whitemagic: just tell me where you live or i’ll block you
davepoobond: califo
davepoobond: mmhmm
davepoobond: that i do
whitemagic: …
whitemagic: what’s your name?
davepoobond: schmin
whitemagic: what the hell kind of name is that???
davepoobond: i dont know
whitemagic: ….
davepoobond: i’m Schmin De Enberg
davepoobond: its german i guess
whitemagic: okay….
davepoobond: how about u?
whitemagic: my name’s Rachel
whitemagic: i’m not telling you my last name or anything else
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: i didnt know you were a girl
whitemagic: oh….
davepoobond: where do you live?
davepoobond: i told you where i did
whitemagic: MI.
davepoobond: this was a stupid IM huh
whitemagic: yeah
whitemagic: still, you didn’t tell me your age…
davepoobond: 15
whitemagic: okay…
davepoobond: urs?
whitemagic: i’m only 12
davepoobond: eh, plus 1 isnt that far away
davepoobond: wanna see my site?
davepoobond: i do a bunch of these stupid IMs for it
davepoobond: thats the main reason why i was annoying you
davepoobond: nothing like real life responses
whitemagic: ….
davepoobond: lol
whitemagic: if only i lived closer to you i’d prolly come kill you….
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: its not that bad
davepoobond: i make it anonymous
davepoobond: so you dont have to worry
whitemagic: ….
davepoobond: so, do you want to see it or not?
whitemagic: i don’t care…
davepoobond: so, do you want to see it or not?
whitemagic: i don’t care…
davepoobond: https://www.squackle.com/
whitemagic: ummm…….can we all say that’s a fucked up site??
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: it wont b for long
davepoobond: i’m getting a new format
whitemagic: whatever
whitemagic: …
davepoobond: what do you think of it?
whitemagic: i think it’s totally fucked up…..
davepoobond: ok
whitemagic: ….
whitemagic: okay, you’re 15 and you watch thundercats???
davepoobond: not really
davepoobond: i watch it cause its on
davepoobond: i watch Cartoon Network all day
whitemagic: uh huh
davepoobond: nothing else on
whitemagic: you’re like 15 though, you’re not supposed to watch cartoons anymore….
davepoobond: how old do you think the people that make cartoons are?
whitemagic: old old people but still….
davepoobond: what else am i supposed to watch?
davepoobond: Dark Angel?
davepoobond: 7th Heaven?
davepoobond: PLEASE! helllll no
whitemagic: Dark Angel is a cool program…..
davepoobond: quackquackquack ::laughs::
davepoobond: its the worst show ever
whitemagic: nooooooooo
davepoobond: one of them
davepoobond: its got bad acting
whitemagic: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooo
davepoobond: yessssss
whitemagic: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
davepoobond: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
davepoobond: x3
whitemagic: ….
whitemagic: damn you….
davepoobond: lol
whitemagic: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
whitemagic: there
whitemagic: heh
davepoobond: ::face fault::
whitemagic: huh???
davepoobond: appears you have won, young jedi
whitemagic: jedi???
whitemagic: oh my god…
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: what do you want me to call you?
whitemagic: ummm…….how about……….Rachel
whitemagic: since that is my name and all
davepoobond: hmm….interesting
davepoobond: its a bit confusing…i dont think i will
whitemagic: ….
whitemagic: dammit!!!
davepoobond: LOL
davepoobond: LOL
whitemagic: ….
davepoobond: i’ll call you a fish
davepoobond: hello a fish
davepoobond: its sorta like the A-team
davepoobond: A-Fish
whitemagic: no…
davepoobond: then what?
whitemagic: i will block you…
davepoobond: no!
whitemagic: heh heh heh
davepoobond: YO! boieeeeeeeeee!
zav: who is this
davepoobond: my friends friend’s friend gave me your sn
zav: oh
davepoobond: but my friends friends friend is my friend…..
zav: whats the name
davepoobond: the name of what?
zav: u
davepoobond: whats my name?
zav: yea
davepoobond: yogi
davepoobond: whats urs
zav: Brandon
zav: and u
davepoobond: i just said it…..
davepoobond: YOGI
zav: oh
zav: where do u go to school
zav: ?
davepoobond: no where
davepoobond: i home school
zav: oh
davepoobond: cuz, the end of the world is coming soon
davepoobond: and my parents took me out of school
davepoobond: cuz they said there was no need
davepoobond: since the world was gonna end soon
zav: what
zav: thats gay
davepoobond: not my fault
davepoobond: my parents did it
davepoobond: so
davepoobond: have you looked at the stars lately?
davepoobond: hi
BlackOneHunter: Who are you?
davepoobond: me
davepoobond: how about u?
BlackOneHunter: great…
davepoobond: great is your name?
davepoobond: thats great, great
davepoobond: so how great is it being great, great?
BlackOneHunter: F off till you tell me who you are.
davepoobond: how do you F off?
BlackOneHunter: fuck off.
BlackOneHunter: you either tell me who you are.
davepoobond: i told you who i am
BlackOneHunter: Or not communicate.
davepoobond: i am communicating though
davepoobond: and i told you who i am
davepoobond: whats the problem?
BlackOneHunter: ~*rests hand on Lazgun*~
davepoobond: lazgun…
davepoobond: ::rests hands on a piece of poop::
davepoobond: hmm….warm….
BlackOneHunter: ~*struts away*~
davepoobond: ::squishes it::
davepoobond: ::tosses it at you::
davepoobond: ::riverdances to you::
davepoobond: where are you goingggggggg
davepoobond: pooooooooooooooo
davepoobond: hello
BlackOneHunter: ~*ducks*~
BlackOneHunter: wanna be melted into goo?
BlackOneHunter: if not buzz off.
BlackOneHunter: ~*gone*~
davepoobond: i like horse radish
BlackOneHunter: .
davepoobond: i’m george of the jungle
davepoobond: whats your name
BlackOneHunter: .
davepoobond: .?
davepoobond: thats your name?
BlackOneHunter: BOH I am known as BOH
davepoobond: BOH?
davepoobond: does that mean “my Body Odoris Horendous”
BlackOneHunter: BlackOneHunter.
davepoobond: mmhmm…
davepoobond: have you ever time travelled?
BlackOneHunter: BlackOneHunter.
davepoobond: no
BlackOneHunter: Listen up punk.
BlackOneHunter: I got a record in RL.
davepoobond: do you have a canoe?
BlackOneHunter: Don’t piss me off.
davepoobond: whats a RL
BlackOneHunter: BUZZ OFF!
davepoobond: do you have a canoe though?
davepoobond: canoes are cool
davepoobond: do u live in Iraq?
BLACKLABL: CUNT
BLACKLABL: NO
davepoobond: hey hey hey
davepoobond: thats not nice
davepoobond: dude, chill
BLACKLABL: SAYING I LIVE IN IRAQ ISNT NICE
davepoobond: i didnt say that
BLACKLABL: THEIR THE DIRTYEST NASTYEST SCUM ON THE EARTH
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: i’m glad you think highly of them
BLACKLABL: DO U LIVE THERE
BLACKLABL: CUNT?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i live in my potty
BLACKLABL: ARE U GAY
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i dont suppose
BLACKLABL: BASEBOY90 IS MY FATHER
BLACKLABL: BITCH
davepoobond: dude
davepoobond: why did you call me a bitch
davepoobond: i didnt do nothing
BLACKLABL: CUZ YOUR A BITCH
BLACKLABL: DO I GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I LIVE IN IRAQ
davepoobond: yes, you do actually
davepoobond: why do you ask?
BLACKLABL: HOWS THAT CUNT
davepoobond: arent you already?
davepoobond: i’m not a cunt
davepoobond: thats rude
BLACKLABL: U R WHAT U EAT?
BLACKLABL: WILL U SUCK MY DICK?
davepoobond: havent you ever learned manners at the zoo?
davepoobond: no. get a rhino to do it
BLACKLABL: WELL FUK U THEN
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: fuck yoooooooooou
BLACKLABL: WILL YOU?
davepoobond: ok!
davepoobond: when?
BLACKLABL: YES!
BLACKLABL: FREAKIN RITE NOW
davepoobond: YEEEEEEEEHAW!
davepoobond: ::poops in your mouth::
davepoobond: hahahah!
davepoobond: i fucked you up!
BLACKLABL: RIDE MY CACK
BLACKLABL: U FUCKED ME HARD
davepoobond: lol. you have a CACK?
BLACKLABL: A CACK
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: a cack is a gay sheep
davepoobond: didnt they teach u that at school?
BLACKLABL: HAHAHA
BLACKLABL: NO
BLACKLABL: BUT WILL U GIMME HEAD OR WHAT?
BLACKLABL: ARE WE GUNNA FUCK OR WHAT>
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you’re gay
davepoobond: thats what
BLACKLABL: NO I WANT YOU
davepoobond: but i dont want you
BLACKLABL: COME HERE
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: go away
davepoobond: perv
BLACKLABL: PPLEEEEEEZZZZZZEEEEEE
BLACKLABL: FINE THEN BITCH
BLACKLABL: FREAKIN PRUDE BITCH
davepoobond: go eat a prune
davepoobond: ya 1 inch pencil dick
davepoobond: hahaah
davepoobond: you have a pencil dick
davepoobond: just wait till i tell my friends
BLACKLABL: IS THAT SUM N*GGER JACKED SAYING U HAVE
davepoobond: cuz then they’ll tell their friends
davepoobond: and they’ll tell their friends
davepoobond: and pretty soon you wont get laid!
davepoobond: EVER!
BLACKLABL: WHAT U SHOULD SEE MY MONSTER
davepoobond: monster what
davepoobond: monster bowels?
BLACKLABL: COCK
davepoobond: monster bladder?
BLACKLABL: CACK
davepoobond: cockatu?
BLACKLABL: DICK BITCH
BLACKLABL: ID TARE U IN HALF\
davepoobond: ew! you have a monster with a cack and a man named dick that is your bitch?
davepoobond: god damn, thats gay
BLACKLABL: WHERE THE FUK DID U GET THAT FROM RETARD?
davepoobond: how come you act so gay
BLACKLABL: I SAID I GOTTA MONSTER DICK
BLACKLABL: THATD TARE U IN HAL
BLACKLABL: F
davepoobond: lol! you have a monster dick?
BLACKLABL: SIZED
davepoobond: you have a MONSTER’s dick
davepoobond: ewwwwwww
davepoobond: size 9?
davepoobond: size 1?
BLACKLABL: INCHS
davepoobond: yeah, size 1 sounds monster
davepoobond: inchs?
BLACKLABL: INCHES BITCH
davepoobond: is that an ancient indian tribe?
davepoobond: there is no inches bitch
davepoobond: do u eat boogers?
BLACKLABL: OMG ARE U THE MOST RETARDED PERSON EVER
BLACKLABL: I EAT YOUR MOM
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: you cant eat my mom
BLACKLABL: WHY CUZ THATS YOUR JOB?
davepoobond: thats stupid
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you’re a stoner thats why
BLACKLABL: YEA YOU FUKIN WHORE
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i’m not a whore
davepoobond: i’m a pimp
BLACKLABL: OOOOOO NOW YOUR A STRAIGHT EDGE BITCH
davepoobond: you bastard
BLACKLABL: OH GOD YA RITE YOUR PRUDE AS FUK
davepoobond: yeah, i have a straight edge
davepoobond: i dont have a prune
BLACKLABL: UMMMM\
davepoobond: go eat prunes
BLACKLABL: U FUKIN EAT A DICK
davepoobond: purnes are dried plums
davepoobond: did you know that?
BLACKLABL: PRUDE
davepoobond: and banana peels are good for the heart too
BLACKLABL: NOT PRUNE YOU CUNT
davepoobond: prude?
davepoobond: what the fuck is a prude?
davepoobond: is that your family?
BLACKLABL: U ARE ONE FREAKIN FORIENGER
davepoobond: “hello. i’m a prude”
BLACKLABL: U DONT KNOW WHAT INCHES OR PRUDE MEANS
BLACKLABL: \ARE U A RETARD?
davepoobond: lol
BLACKLABL: SERIOUSLY IM MA AT U
davepoobond: of course i’m not a retard
BLACKLABL: YEA U ARE
BLACKLABL: MAYBE WELL TALK WHEN U GETTA GREEN CARD
davepoobond: i dont need a green card
davepoobond: i live in San Salvador
BLACKLABL: OH YOUR ILLEAGLE
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: actually
davepoobond: i live in Costa Rica
BLACKLABL: MAKE UP YOUR MIND
davepoobond: you know, with Jurassic Park?
BLACKLABL: ACTUALLY YOUR A BEANER SO SHUT UP
davepoobond: wait. i dont think i live there
davepoobond: i live in…..
BLACKLABL: YOUR AS
davepoobond: Greenland
BLACKLABL: S
davepoobond: i live in GREENLAND
BLACKLABL: BEANER VILLE
davepoobond: doooood
davepoobond: you suck a lot
davepoobond: and you’re a pigfuck
davepoobond: i cant believe it
davepoobond: you suck so much
davepoobond: guess what?
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: hahaha
BLACKLABL: YOUR MOM
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you got it wrong
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: you suck
BLACKLABL: YOU SUCK ME\
davepoobond: guess what?
BLACKLABL: BITCH
davepoobond: no
BLACKLABL: GET ON YOUR KNEES
davepoobond: wrong again
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i live in a potty
davepoobond: in greenland
davepoobond: i cant get on my knees
BLACKLABL: LISTEN HERE BITCH
davepoobond: no. i wont listen to you
davepoobond: lallalalalalaalalalalalalal
davepoobond: lalalalalala
davepoobond: you’re talking but i cant heeeeeaaaarrrrr you
BLACKLABL: LISTEN HERE BITCH
davepoobond: NO
BLACKLABL: WHAT ARE U ON?
davepoobond: I WONT LISTEN TO YOUR MINDLESS CHATTER
BLACKLABL: CRACK/COCAINE
davepoobond: lemme guess. you want some too?
BLACKLABL: HEROIN?
BLACKLABL: OW CAN U BE SO DUMB?
davepoobond: yes. i’m on heroin
davepoobond: since you spelled heroine wrong
davepoobond: heroin is a girl hero
davepoobond: you idiot!
davepoobond: I CANT BE ON A GIRL HERO
davepoobond: LEARN HOW TO SPELL
davepoobond: WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SPELL? A FARMER IN ENGLAND?
BLACKLABL: YEA HE WAS YOUR DAD
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: no…
davepoobond: i doubt that very much
davepoobond: is your name poop?
BLACKLABL: YOUR DADS A DIRT BEANER FARMER
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you can farm beans
davepoobond: but my dad cant
davepoobond: since he’s cool
davepoobond: so there
davepoobond: you’re a bastard
davepoobond: you know that?
davepoobond: i bet you dont have anything else to say
davepoobond: cuz you’re so stupid
davepoobond: heeeeeeelllllllooooooooooo, are you stupid?
davepoobond: dont say anything if you are
davepoobond: are you looking for kids with small penis’s?
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Then I signed on with a different screen name…
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davepoobond: hello. can i interst you in our products?
BLACKLABL: SHUT THE FUK UP
BLACKLABL: FUCKIN FAG
davepoobond: you’re a stupid head
BLACKLABL: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKIN COUNTRY
davepoobond: i’m just trying to make money
davepoobond: what country is that? Brazil?
BLACKLABL: THEN SUCK MY DICK
BLACKLABL: USA USA USA
davepoobond: no
BLACKLABL: ILL PAY U
davepoobond: you need Viagra or EnerX before i can even think of that
BLACKLABL: IF U GIMME THE GOOD NUT
BLACKLABL: K GIMME SUM AND ILL FUCK U
davepoobond: sir, i’m not selling nuts
davepoobond: i dont think you’re understanding
BLACKLABL: SHUT UP BITCH
BLACKLABL: SUCK MY DICK
davepoobond: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
davepoobond: no
BLACKLABL: FUK ME THEN
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: i left my toilet seat at home
davepoobond: i cant travel without it
BLACKLABL: I DONT NEED VIAGRA
davepoobond: thats what everyone thinks
davepoobond: then they try to get an erection
davepoobond: and then “oh no! i cant get an erection”
BLACKLABL: I HAVE ONE RITE NOW
davepoobond: thats where we come along
davepoobond: surrreee ya do
BLACKLABL: UD BETTER HURRY
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you’d better shut up before that
BLACKLABL: WHAT BITCH
BLACKLABL: GET THE FUK OUTTA HERE
davepoobond: outta where?
BLACKLABL: MY COUNTRY
davepoobond: which country is that?
davepoobond: Brazil?
davepoobond: 😎
BLACKLABL signed off at 11:12:43 PM.
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And then another screen name…
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davepoobond: hey. i’m sandy. remember me?
BLACKLABL: shut the FUCK up
davepoobond: why
davepoobond: dont you wanna have a makeover with me?
BLACKLABL: a makeover, what are you talking about you dirty cunt
davepoobond: we go to school! i’m the most popular girl!
davepoobond: i go to the same school as you! dont you remember?
BLACKLABL: really, what school would this be
davepoobond: what school would what be?
davepoobond: i’m sorry, i’m just stupid
davepoobond: can you tell me what school you’re talking about?
BLACKLABL: Engleton?
davepoobond: yeah thats it
BLACKLABL: too bad i just made that up you stupid whore
davepoobond: you said Engleton?
davepoobond: i thought you meant the other school
davepoobond: i went to Engleton for 2 years then went to the school you’re going to right now
BLACKLABL: shut your FUCKING dirty ass cunt
BLACKLABL signed off at 11:37:37 PM.
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Another screen name…
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davepoobond: are you potty trained?
davepoobond: who let the dogs out?
BLACKLABL: are you a flaming faggot?
BLACKLABL signed off at 11:42:54 PM.
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And another screen name.
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davepoobond: do you eat boogers?
BLACKLABL signed off at 11:44:26 PM.
davepoobond: SUDAMM HUSSEIN, I PRESUME?
ccan: yes
davepoobond: what is up!?
ccan: may i help you?
ccan: nothing
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: i’ll tell you how you can help me
ccan: okay
davepoobond: what?
davepoobond: helllllllooooooooooooo
ccan: hellloooooo
davepoobond: wow!
davepoobond: i’m really talking to a man with a moustache!
ccan: do i really have a mustache? i musnt say my identaty or someone can find me and get me in biiigg trouble
davepoobond: ::fart::
davepoobond: what? excuse me?
davepoobond: i couldnt hear you
ccan: u fart?
davepoobond: i FARTED really LOUDLY
davepoobond: boy it smells
davepoobond: get a whiff of it?
davepoobond: all the way there in Iraq
ccan: that wasnt very polite infront of a fanouse person
davepoobond: i know
davepoobond: i dont like fanouse persons though
ccan: oh thats too bad
davepoobond: fanouse
davepoobond: fanouse
davepoobond: hahaha
davepoobond: do u have armpit dandruff?
ccan: no i dont
davepoobond: really
davepoobond: are you just saying that
ccan: no
ccan: m how would u know?
davepoobond: i should know
davepoobond: i live with 7 of them
davepoobond: havent u heard of the 7 dwarves?
davepoobond: er
davepoobond: elves
ccan: ahahah
davepoobond: i eat monkeys and rabbits. loop da loop
davepoobond: there are crackers in my soup
ccan: ok
ccan: hjihjhj
ccan: h
ccan: h
ccan: h
ccan: h
ccan: h
ccan: h
ccan: h
ccan: h
davepoobond: s’cuse me
davepoobond: i dont appreciate that behavior
ccan: hjk
ccan: k;l
ccan: l
ccan: ;lkl
ccan: kllklkll
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: do you eat boogers?
babykisses: yea
babykisses: y?
davepoobond: really?
babykisses: hehehe
davepoobond: do they taste good?
babykisses: of course
babykisses: yea
babykisses: hell yea
babykisses: im by..
babykisses: whp dis?
babykisses: who dis?
davepoobond: who dis
babykisses: well i dunt know who u r?
babykisses: ur dah one who im meeh
babykisses: der der der
davepoobond: and i dunt know who u r eida
babykisses: duh…
babykisses: huh?
davepoobond: eida
davepoobond: !
davepoobond: either
babykisses: okie
babykisses: i see
babykisses: by ebye
davepoobond: no
babykisses: lates
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: no
babykisses: huh
davepoobond: huh?
babykisses: byeeeeeeeeeeee
davepoobond: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
babykisses: nooooooooooo
davepoobond: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
davepoobond: do you eat boogers?
Eating Out Mya: Do you eat cocks?
davepoobond: do you eat boogers?
davepoobond: i asked you first
davepoobond: you answer mine, i’ll answer yours
Eating Out Mya: No.
davepoobond: oh boy, with a period even
davepoobond: thats how i know you’re sincere
Eating Out Mya: Who are you?
davepoobond: davepoobond
davepoobond: the extremely sexy goat
Eating Out Mya: Why did you IM me?
davepoobond: you were in the chat room
davepoobond: i was taking a survey
Eating Out Mya: Ummm
Eating Out Mya: Okay
davepoobond: ok
Eating Out Mya: Well, do you eat cocks?
davepoobond: nope
Eating Out Mya: Okay
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
Anodyne: only recently
davepoobond: how come
Anodyne: poor reading habits
davepoobond: what does that mean
davepoobond: does it mean you have no toilet
Anodyne: yes i suppose so
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
kiki: umm well I thought I was..but I think I am getting on potty trained…why do you ask?
davepoobond: no reason
davepoobond: hahahaha
kiki: hmm well r u a guy or a girl?
davepoobond: guy
kiki: hmm do you eat bannanas?
davepoobond: yep
davepoobond: lots of them
kiki: no wonder you are so weird! you obviously need some peanutbutter..well you came to the right place I am a peanut god
davepoobond: coooooooooooool
kiki: yup so go over there and get some peanutbutter—>
kiki: ————————————–>
kiki: —————>
kiki: got it?
davepoobond: uhhhhhhh
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: no
kiki: good now you will come flying into the clouds and jump on the frogs w/ me?! ok?
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: i will
kiki: you are the shit dude
kiki: straight from the cat’s ass
davepoobond: mmhmm
kiki: j/k
davepoobond: you are too
davepoobond: right from the baby’s smelly diaper
kiki: hehe
kiki: well I don’t think that I wanna be that shit…baby’s are like pop they are good untill they make you sick then you can’t stand them
davepoobond: yeah and
kiki: exactly
davepoobond: unh hunh
kiki: where do you live and why?
davepoobond: earth, because i was damned
davepoobond: i sleep on a bed of bowling balls
kiki: i sorry you can come sleep on the grass w/ me…but it is snowing but that’s ok we can make snow angles
davepoobond: is the 3charPhinder 1.1 a toilet?
its master: no..why
its master: what do u mean
davepoobond: what is it then
its master: it generates available 3char screenames
davepoobond: uhh no thanks
davepoobond: btw, are you potty trained?