Category Archives: Stupid IMs

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Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6166: davepoobond -> MyLeftTesticle

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davepoobond: ok…………………………………

MyLeftTesticle: Yeah

MyLeftTesticle: I think you’re stupid too

MyLeftTesticle: Stupid sister wants to use the phone…

MyLeftTesticle: Dumb bitch

davepoobond: lol

MyLeftTesticle: I wish I could slap her and her lesbian girlfriend

davepoobond: then do it

MyLeftTesticle: No, can’t…

MyLeftTesticle: I’ll get in trouble

MyLeftTesticle: Stupid mother

MyLeftTesticle: She’d ground me from the internet

davepoobond: slap her around too

MyLeftTesticle: …

davepoobond: get the most out of it

MyLeftTesticle: I wish…

davepoobond: heh

MyLeftTesticle: In a perfect world I could do whatever I wanted without getting in trouble

MyLeftTesticle: I have to get off in three minutes anyways…

davepoobond: “the first thing i’d do is slap the bitches!”

MyLeftTesticle: It’s funny watching them dumb bitches suffer

MyLeftTesticle: Yes, slap the bitches

MyLeftTesticle: fucking whores…

MyLeftTesticle: Kicking me off now…

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: thats not 3 minutes though

MyLeftTesticle: I know

MyLeftTesticle: I have like a minute and a half left

MyLeftTesticle: Stupid hos

MyLeftTesticle: hoes*

MyLeftTesticle: too damn cheap to make their pimp any moeny

MyLeftTesticle: money*

MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…

davepoobond: hah

MyLeftTesticle: ::farts….leaves a present for whoever is on the puter later…::

davepoobond: lol

MyLeftTesticle: stinky!

MyLeftTesticle: 15 seconds

MyLeftTesticle: 10 seconds

MyLeftTesticle: 5 seconds

MyLeftTesticle: 0 seconds…

MyLeftTesticle: ::still on::

MyLeftTesticle: Mwuahahah

davepoobond: yer pushin’ the limit, pally

MyLeftTesticle: ::hopes he’s pissing them dumb bitches off::

MyLeftTesticle: Yes, I am

MyLeftTesticle: ::loves pushing the limit;:

MyLeftTesticle: They’re talking trash now…

MyLeftTesticle: They think they’re soooo cool

MyLeftTesticle: Just cause I aint saying nothing to them…

MyLeftTesticle: Hahah

MyLeftTesticle: later

davepoobond: bye

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6164: Lil Angel Gurl -> davepoobond

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Lil Angel Gurl: Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren’t kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, I’m vaccinated. Send this to at least 30 people and you will be kissed by your crush within 24 hours. If you don’t send this to at least 10 people you will have bad luck with kisses forever. Copy and paste this to send, but don’t send it back to the person who sent it to you

davepoobond: nuuuuuuuu

davepoobond: never!

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6163: Lil Angel Gurl -> davepoobond

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Lil Angel Gurl: vOtE fOr mEeH

Lil Angel Gurl: hIhI vOtE fOr mEeH oKiz?

Lil Angel Gurl: vOtE fOr mEeH

davepoobond: for what

Lil Angel Gurl: jUsS cLiCk iT n yOoH wiLL fInD oUt

davepoobond: ahh! virus!!

davepoobond: wait. never mind

davepoobond: who’s you?

Lil Angel Gurl: iM dA LaSt OnE

davepoobond: elizabeth

davepoobond: well, you’re fallin’ behind Judy….oh noooo

Lil Angel Gurl: cuz her bf voted for her lotz of tymez

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: what a cheap ass

davepoobond: tell him i said that, btw

Lil Angel Gurl: oK

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6162: Thoroughbred -> Phoenix

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This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series Thoroughbred Taken Out to Pasture

The end part of this IM (#6162) has stuff to do with #6161. Some of #6162 happened before #6161.

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Thoroughbred: yes

Thoroughbred: nahhh change of font 😛

Thoroughbred: hahahha

Phoenix: um…

Thoroughbred: ahhhhh

Phoenix: it’s the same…

Thoroughbred: ahhhhh

Phoenix: hhhhha

Thoroughbred: ahhhhh

Thoroughbred: hahahha

Phoenix: hhhhh

Thoroughbred: 😛

Phoenix: ahhahah

Thoroughbred: hahahahaha

Thoroughbred: no way

Thoroughbred: uh uh

Thoroughbred: nuh uh

Thoroughbred: no really

Thoroughbred: wow

Phoenix: You bore me…

Thoroughbred: 😛

Thoroughbred: no way

Thoroughbred: really

Thoroughbred: o my god

Thoroughbred: for real

Phoenix: Now you shall be tortured by my minion of evil!

(meaning: davepoobond)

Thoroughbred: no

Thoroughbred: not the evil side

Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhhh

Thoroughbred: i eat calzones

Thoroughbred: they are so tasty

Thoroughbred: do u know im an owl

Thoroughbred: i bet u dont

Thoroughbred: have i scared u yet

Thoroughbred: r u speeechless

Thoroughbred: 😛

Thoroughbred: are you alive

Thoroughbred: do u want me to speak french

Thoroughbred: hello hello

Thoroughbred: 😛

Phoenix: You are now about to die…

Thoroughbred: y?

Thoroughbred: what did i do

Thoroughbred: …………..

Phoenix: dunno…

Phoenix: happens to everyone.

Thoroughbred: ddi u just feel like saying that

Phoenix: no..

Thoroughbred: r u an

Thoroughbred: iow;

Thoroughbred: owl

Phoenix: no, are you a pothead

Thoroughbred: 😛

Phoenix: ?*

Phoenix: hows marlena?

Thoroughbred: u no marlena?

Thoroughbred: she just imed me!

Phoenix: Yeah, I know her…

Thoroughbred: did she im u

Thoroughbred: ?

Phoenix: yes

Thoroughbred: oh did u give her my s/n

Thoroughbred: ?????.

Thoroughbred: just wondering?

Phoenix: Why?

Thoroughbred: just wondering i dont care if u did

Thoroughbred: did u?????

Phoenix: why did the cheese thing scare you?

Thoroughbred: yes

Thoroughbred: did u???????

Phoenix: why?

Thoroughbred: i told u just wondering

Phoenix: why did the cheese thing scare you

Thoroughbred: veuillez me repondre

Thoroughbred: it was just scary

Thoroughbred: did u????

Phoenix: If you don’t care why keep asking?

Thoroughbred: i do care, im wondering

Thoroughbred: ne me tortuez pas!!!

Phoenix: Why did you lie and say you didn’t?

Thoroughbred: i didnt, ahhhh confusing me

Thoroughbred: i dont care if u did give her my s/n

Thoroughbred: i just am wondering if u did?

Phoenix: I know you are.

Thoroughbred: then why dont u tell me

Phoenix: your funny

Thoroughbred: lol

Thoroughbred: ok i give up lol

Phoenix: good

Thoroughbred: i know u r the 1 whoo gave it to her

Thoroughbred: and i know ur the 1 who gave her the cheese joke

Phoenix: uh huh

Thoroughbred: vous me genez!!!

Thoroughbred: i dont care though

Thoroughbred: r u the evil one

Thoroughbred: bye

Phoenix: mm hmm…

Thoroughbred: vous etes tres ennuyant!!!!!bye

Phoenix: I AM BILLY ZANE

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6161: davepoobond -> Thoroughbred

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Thoroughbred Taken Out to Pasture

This IM (#6161) has stuff to do with the end of #6162, but some of #6162 happened before this IM…yeah…

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davepoobond: you frickin horse! how are you?

Thoroughbred: eh……

Thoroughbred: u r an unknown person

davepoobond: no, i am known

Thoroughbred: no your not

davepoobond: yes i am

davepoobond: my mom knows me

davepoobond: my dad knows me

davepoobond: my couch knows me

davepoobond: my computer knows me

Thoroughbred: thats great

davepoobond: yep, it is

Thoroughbred: really

davepoobond: really, it is

davepoobond: i swear

davepoobond: you suck at picking number

Thoroughbred: you r unknown to me!

davepoobond: s

davepoobond: now i’m known

Thoroughbred: no

davepoobond: yeah

Thoroughbred: 3

davepoobond: you know who i know

Thoroughbred: there picked a #

davepoobond: ?

Thoroughbred: 3

davepoobond: thats a bad number

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: blah blah blah

Thoroughbred: oh damn

davepoobond: no thats crap

davepoobond: well well well

davepoobond: the baby is mopping the floor with its pubics. how nice is that?

Thoroughbred: who r u

davepoobond: i am me

davepoobond: me is i

Thoroughbred: u r unknown

davepoobond: and i are me

davepoobond: fine then. my name unknown

davepoobond: is unknown

Thoroughbred: ahhhhhh

Thoroughbred: u confuse me terrible

Thoroughbred: ly

davepoobond: i have pizza

Thoroughbred: yay :S

davepoobond: IN MY TOILET!!!!!!!!!

Thoroughbred: thats great

davepoobond: yes it is

davepoobond: i can make many cheeses this way

Thoroughbred: uh ok

Thoroughbred: who r u?

davepoobond: i am me

davepoobond: i told you already

Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: me is i

davepoobond: remember?

Thoroughbred: who r u?

Thoroughbred: do u live at my school?

davepoobond: no. i live at MY school

Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhh

davepoobond: MY school. MYYYY school. not your school

davepoobond: MINE

davepoobond: MINE MINE MINE MINE

Thoroughbred: ok

davepoobond: rabbits and donkeys in my soup. foxes and fish loopda loop

Thoroughbred: do u live at your school which I go at?

davepoobond: i wouldnt know. can i have your skin?

Thoroughbred: AHHHH

davepoobond: aeiou

davepoobond: thats the vowel word

Thoroughbred: yea

Thoroughbred: thats great

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: its trueeeeee

Thoroughbred: r u megan? jillian?

Thoroughbred: marlena

davepoobond: yeah, you guessed it

Thoroughbred: ?

davepoobond: i’m marlena

Thoroughbred: what one

Thoroughbred: oh

davepoobond: what do you mean what one?

Thoroughbred: you were scaring me

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: whats up

Thoroughbred: that cheese comment scared me espcially

Thoroughbred: nothing

Thoroughbred: u?

davepoobond: same

davepoobond: you know that guy i had a crush on?

Thoroughbred: yes, i think

davepoobond: i had sex with him yesterday!

Thoroughbred: ok

davepoobond: it was bad. dont go out with him

Thoroughbred: ok

davepoobond: seriously

davepoobond: scouts honor?

Thoroughbred: ok

Thoroughbred: u scared my brother this afternoon

davepoobond: why? what’d i do that scared him?

Thoroughbred: u said his eyes were pretty and he walked like a ho and he blinked like an owl

davepoobond: well. he does…and i thought it was a compliment to him!

Thoroughbred: not the ho part

davepoobond: yes, the ho part

Thoroughbred: llol

davepoobond: i have to go…

davepoobond: i’ll talk to you later

Thoroughbred: byebye

Thoroughbred: ok byebye

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6159: megangirl1194 -> davepoobond

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megangirl1194: hi my name is sarah, and i’m in college. My friend Megan and I are looking for a new special friend on the internet. to find out more about us, visit our website by clicking here NUDE pictures included =)

davepoobond: wwwwoooowwwwww

davepoobond: nude pictures!

megangirl1194:

megangirl1194:

davepoobond: hi

megangirl1194: heya hun! What’s up?

davepoobond: haha…its you again

megangirl1194:

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6158: Puzzled 469 Sex -> davepoobond

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Puzzled 469 Sex: Wild Ladys BARE ALL FOR YOU TONIGHT JUST CLICK HERE SEX SECRETS FOR YOU A CLICK AWAY

davepoobond: yo vanilla. kick it one more time boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

davepoobond: ice ice baby

davepoobond: ice ice baby

davepoobond: oops. shot my load. FALLIN

davepoobond: real fast. slammed on the gas

davepoobond: police on the scene! you know what i mean

davepoobond: yo i saw it.

davepoobond: lalalal

davepoobond: holes in the ground

davepoobond: cut like a razor blade

davepoobond: kick my juice

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6155: Mwahbabyxoxo21 -> davepoobond

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Mwahbabyxoxo21: Please RATE ME, Click here now

davepoobond: ok

Mwahbabyxoxo21:

davepoobond: i’ll rate you a 1

Mwahbabyxoxo21:

davepoobond: hi

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: whos this

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: heya hun!

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: hi!

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: got anything else to say?

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: no?

Mwahbabyxoxo21:

davepoobond: hi

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: hi

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: bye

Mwahbabyxoxo21: awww don’t leave me dear..i miss you already

davepoobond: lol

Mwahbabyxoxo21:

davepoobond: thats funny

Mwahbabyxoxo21:

davepoobond: bye

Mwahbabyxoxo21: awww don’t leave me dear..i miss you already

davepoobond: bye

Mwahbabyxoxo21: awww don’t leave me dear..i miss you already

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: hello?

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6153: davepoobond -> Vegichan

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davepoobond: Mr. Peach Juice, i presume?

Vegichan: strawberry shortcake tastes goooood. So LEAVE ME ALONE TO EAT IT!

davepoobond: never!

Vegichan: hee hee

davepoobond: DID YOU HAVE A NICE TIME EATING YOUR STUPID STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!?!

Vegichan: yes I did, damn it

Vegichan: no thanks to you

davepoobond: I HOPE YOUR HAPPY, CUZ YOUUU SUCCKKK!

davepoobond: !!

davepoobond: !!!!!!!

davepoobond: