elmoisfurry: yo aho
davepoobond: what
elmoisfurry: nufum, just sayin yo aho
elmoisfurry: ima go spiel, aiight?
davepoobond: ….
davepoobond: sleep?
elmoisfurry: cya latz yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
elmoisfurry: yo aho
davepoobond: what
elmoisfurry: nufum, just sayin yo aho
elmoisfurry: ima go spiel, aiight?
davepoobond: ….
davepoobond: sleep?
elmoisfurry: cya latz yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy
davepoobond: mustard
Ghost5050: …
davepoobond: yep
davepoobond: boo
Certified wanabe: AAAACHOO!
Certified wanabe: ::sniffles::
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: whats up
Certified wanabe: nuthin really
Certified wanabe: we`re havin a barbecue
davepoobond: yayyy
Certified wanabe: it`s gonna be bass aoring
Certified wanabe: oring*
Adman: im a sooooolle mannnn
Adman: dew dew dew dew dew dew dew dwe
Adman: dew do do dew do do dod dooooo
Adman: im a soooooolleeee mahhhh HAHHHHN
davepoobond: ok
Popboy: who are you?
davepoobond: i’m wax
davepoobond: in your ear
Popboy: lol
Popboy: ok
Popboy: no really
davepoobond: duhuhuhuhuh
Popboy: jo
davepoobond: sorry i’m too involved in my laughing to read what you’re saying
davepoobond: duhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
davepoobond: duhuhuhuh
Popboy: um o…..k
Popboy: ill be leaving now
Popboy: bye
davepoobond: nooooooooooo
davepoobond: waitttttttttttttttt
davepoobond: why’d you IM me
davepoobond: hello
davepoobond: hello
davepoobond: hello
davepoobond: hello
davepoobond: hello MOTO
Popboy: hello
davepoobond: ::dances around::
Popboy: cos ur in the room,,,and id like to know who u are
davepoobond: k
Popboy: well who are you
davepoobond: i’m the fuckin king of england
Popboy: oh cool
davepoobond: henry the 13242th
Popboy: but we dont have a king
davepoobond: shut up
Popboy: there is no king
Popboy: u must be the queen
davepoobond: i bone that old queen everyday
Popboy: AHAHAHA
davepoobond: and i cant even be called the king
Popboy: ok im gonna go now…cos ur freaky
Popboy: bye
davepoobond: nooooooooo
davepoobond: waittttttttttttttttt
Popboy: well?
davepoobond: go to my site
davepoobond: www.arcticnetwork.net/squackle
Popboy: ok
Popboy: bye
davepoobond: its got funny jokes, pictures and junk
davepoobond: Are you a mommy?
Ambro: hell no
davepoobond: Are you my mommy?
Ambro: no
davepoobond: Why not?
Ambro: cause im a virgin
davepoobond: NO! MOMMY YOU LIE
davepoobond: YOU ABANDONED ME AS A YOUNGSTER
davepoobond: LOOK AT ME I CANT EVEN PSELL
davepoobond: ASDLKFJLKXJCV
Ambro: timmy is that you
davepoobond: mu……mommy?
davepoobond: why are you calling me timmy
davepoobond: IS THERE ANOTHER BABY IN YOUR LIFE?
davepoobond: HOW COULD YOU! I HAVE A BROTHER AND YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL ME
Ambro: not that i know of
davepoobond: I had to ask the Unsolved Mysteries guy to find you! do you know how bad that is?
davepoobond: to actually resort to that
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: where’s dad?
davepoobond: who IS dad?
davepoobond: mind telling me MOTHER
davepoobond: ok mom, i get it.
Ambro: your dad is osama bin laden
Ambro: fuck off sand n*gger
davepoobond: hey hey hey WHOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE
davepoobond: slow down.
davepoobond: slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww down
davepoobond: slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww down
davepoobond: you didnt just use the s-n word
davepoobond: that is TOTALLY uncalled for
Ambro: im your mother i can call u that
davepoobond: if i’m one then you’re one
davepoobond: silly woman.
davepoobond: its women like you that make me more right in the fact that women shouldn’t have the right to vote.
davepoobond: “oooh! lets vote for Bush” they all said
davepoobond: but then he comes and screws them all in the ass with the “no abortion” crap
Ambro: i didnt vote for bush
davepoobond: sure ya didnt
Ambro: i swear
davepoobond: mmhmm
davepoobond: tell it to the judge!
In her profile, it basically says she’s a stay at home mom and it also says “i dont cyber so dont even ask”
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davepoobond: wanna cyber?
allymd: nope
davepoobond: it says you do in your profile
davepoobond: is it because i have funny hair?
davepoobond: or is it because i have no pubes
davepoobond: get a job
davepoobond: pshhh
davepoobond: i have a job
davepoobond: i manicure people’s eyebrows
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davepoobond: b-bop
davepoobond: hey baby hey baby hey. girls say. girls say. hey baby hey baby hey.
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: the girl scout cookies “tagalongs” cost 20 cents each to us
Blind Bubba: davepoobond , Sorry, I’m not here right now cuz…
“I can form a coherent sentence. In fact, the doctor said next week I can try a coherent thought, as long as it is ok with Moo-Moo, my invisible panda familiar. Just don’t tell the neighbors, they already look at me funny. ”
Moo-Moo, the Panda Bear
Git back to you asap
davepoobond: wtf
Automatic Man: hey dave
davepoobond: hi
Automatic Man: que pasa con el hombre gordo?
davepoobond: which fat guy?
Automatic Man: cual hombre gordo? quien es la persona yo trabajo fun out of the most?
davepoobond: k
Certified wanabe: achoo.
davepoobond: ok
Certified wanabe: no,it`s not ok!
Certified wanabe: ::sob sob::
davepoobond: k
Certified wanabe: lmnop
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davepoobond: wtf
foOiEaZzchck: PIC?
davepoobond: no sorry whos this
foOiEaZzchck: CHERY
davepoobond: k
fuzzynavel: your a hotface
davepoobond: Ok…?
fuzzynavel: no realy no joke
fuzzynavel: this is bobby right
davepoobond: Yeah…
davepoobond: Whos this?
fuzzynavel: mhmn
fuzzynavel: from NY
fuzzynavel: ?
davepoobond: Whos this?
fuzzynavel: from calvert county?
davepoobond: yeah…ok….
davepoobond: but who are you.
fuzzynavel: no where are youi from
davepoobond: no, where are youi from.
fuzzynavel: maryland
davepoobond: ok.
fuzzynavel: you
fuzzynavel: ?
davepoobond: california
davepoobond: who are you
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davepoobond: actually, i have a better web site