These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
stimpyismyname: heeeeey davvvvve
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: whatcha doin
stimpyismyname: squackle?
davepoobond: ya
davepoobond: wut are U doin
davepoobond: ur mom?
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: yours of course
davepoobond: as always
stimpyismyname: xbox
davepoobond: get halo yet?
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: no games
stimpyismyname: im gonna work on my xbox soundtrack
stimpyismyname: whee
davepoobond: o…k…?
davepoobond: 20.73 right
stimpyismyname: yea
davepoobond: mine is gonna b funny
stimpyismyname: why..
davepoobond: you’ll see
stimpyismyname: pennies
stimpyismyname: or somethi
davepoobond: no
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: im sure its hillarious dvaid
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: no ones buyin from the squackle shop
davepoobond: booohooo
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: loooser
davepoobond: fuku
stimpyismyname: what
davepoobond: lol i farted and my step-dad heard it
davepoobond: and then he said “david!”
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: so david
stimpyismyname: hows ur weekend goin
davepoobond: boring
davepoobond: i saw barbershop
stimpyismyname: why
stimpyismyname: why david
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: david
stimpyismyname: did you fart again
stimpyismyname: did bill beat you this time
stimpyismyname: hey david
davepoobond: sorry, i was out for a while
stimpyismyname: oooohhh
stimpyismyname: now i get it
stimpyismyname: you were GONE
stimpyismyname: oooh
stimpyismyname: it makes so much more sense
davepoobond: no..
davepoobond: out as in unconcious
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: oooooh
stimpyismyname: reary?
stimpyismyname: smokin a lot?
stimpyismyname: hmm
stimpyismyname: out again?
stimpyismyname: i need a cyber smelling salt
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: but i took some time out to do ur mom
stimpyismyname: oh
davepoobond: she says hi
stimpyismyname: ur moms almost done with my pretzel
stimpyismyname: im gonna let her outta my ass soon
davepoobond: well then that’s good. then she can make me some dinner
stimpyismyname: it might smell a little
davepoobond: my dinner or your ass?
stimpyismyname: well both i guess
davepoobond: right
davepoobond: its almost breakfast time, tell her to come out of ur extremely large ass before 12
stimpyismyname: she likes it there
stimpyismyname: she put in a sleeping bag
stimpyismyname: i think shes planning to spend the night
stimpyismyname: its a big pretzel
davepoobond: wtf is with this pretzel
davepoobond: did u shove it up ur ass or something
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: we talked about it before
davepoobond: dude ur gayer than Harry and the Hendersons
stimpyismyname: uhh
stimpyismyname: dont know what that is
davepoobond: which is why you suck tremendously
davepoobond: i gtg bye
stimpyismyname: uh huh..
stimpyismyname: WHOOOOSH
stimpyismyname: get it?
davepoobond: a magnificent amount, u suck
davepoobond: bye
stimpyismyname: bye fag
stimpyismyname: gimme another pretzel
stimpyismyname: ur moms hungry
stimpyismyname: hey stoopid
stimpyismyname: doin more important stuff than talkin to me?
stimpyismyname: hmpf!
davepoobond: yeah actually i was
stimpyismyname: like what
davepoobond: installing westwood chat so i can play command and conquer online
stimpyismyname: hey daaave
davepoobond: hey markkk
stimpyismyname: hi
davepoobond: G Gundam is on
stimpyismyname: dont CARE
stimpyismyname: ITS ALWAYS FUCKING ON
davepoobond: so is ur mom
stimpyismyname: AAAHHHH!!!
stimpyismyname: GAAAYYYY!!
stimpyismyname: so is ur mom on my bagel
stimpyismyname: i dont think i have to say where the bagel is
davepoobond: in ur ass?
davepoobond: cuz you like stuffing stuff up there
stimpyismyname: like your mom
stimpyismyname: you never said that you were a jackass on squackle
stimpyismyname: im dissapointed in you david
davepoobond: sorry about that…i’ll remember next time
stimpyismyname: u better
stimpyismyname: or u get a pointy stick in the eye
SkatDvss: hey this is abdo
davepoobond: hey
SkatDvss: wat are u doin
davepoobond: homework
SkatDvss: hahaha
davepoobond: ya just wait till ur in 11th grade
SkatDvss: k
SkatDvss: i lik ur buddy icon
davepoobond: heh
SkatDvss: do u remmber me
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: i went to ur house..
SkatDvss: play xbox
davepoobond: ya…
SkatDvss: im bored
davepoobond: haha
davepoobond: go to bed
SkatDvss: no
SkatDvss: why hell no
davepoobond: ?
SkatDvss: are u don with ur homwork
davepoobond: a power point presentation
SkatDvss: my mom likes power point
SkatDvss: brb
SkatDvss: got to go poo
SkatDvss: back
davepoobond: heh
SkatDvss: is school hard for u
SkatDvss: 11th grade
davepoobond: eh just Spanish 3
SkatDvss: oh
SkatDvss: i g2g
SkatDvss: see ya
SkatDvss: bye
davepoobond: bye
Holmes: Hey, I’ve been thinkin, you wanna get it on tomorrow night
davepoobond: oh yeah baby
Holmes: I alrighty then, what time and place
davepoobond: 5:00
davepoobond: cuz at 7, i gotta watch transformers armada
Holmes: fair enough
Holmes: alright. well see ya at 5, later
davepoobond: blah
stimpyismyname: you should buy soldier of fortune: double helix
stimpyismyname: for pc
stimpyismyname: or doom 3
davepoobond: yes tell me more
stimpyismyname: stfu
stimpyismyname: poo
davepoobond: U
davepoobond: !
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davepoobond: :'(
stimpyismyname: :-):-(:-*>:o8-)
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stimpyismyname: =-O:-P:-(:-*:-(:-P;-)
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stimpyismyname: im faaast
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davepoobond: 1111
stimpyismyname: mmmhmm
stimpyismyname: “Let’s do the Fooka Fooka”
stimpyismyname: what game is that song from
davepoobond: i dont see those quote things ur doing
stimpyismyname: i’ll give you a hint
davepoobond: i see ”
stimpyismyname: its the only game u ever beat
davepoobond: super mario rpg?
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: ha
davepoobond: ur mom
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: urs
stimpyismyname: bitch
davepoobond: did u happen to catch today’s insallment of DBZ?
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: FKUCKJLKUUUUUUUU
stimpyismyname: i dont watch that gay shit
stimpyismyname: andy does tho
davepoobond: did he record it
stimpyismyname: did u miss it or somethin
davepoobond: yea
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: who gives a crap
davepoobond: i need a recap from someone
stimpyismyname: its so gay
stimpyismyname: just watch the next episode
davepoobond: dude this is the episode where goku goes SSJ3! 3 goddamit
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: uhhh
stimpyismyname: youre…. gay?
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: thought so
davepoobond: ur mom
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: urs
stimpyismyname: bitch
davepoobond: URS
stimpyismyname: burn in hell
davepoobond: burn in ur moms womb
stimpyismyname: that took u a while, eh?
davepoobond: i was eating a klondike bar
stimpyismyname: uh huh
stimpyismyname: sure
davepoobond: i WAS
stimpyismyname: uh huh
stimpyismyname: sure
davepoobond: i’ll bring the fucking wrapper to school tomorrow
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: i need it carbon dated
stimpyismyname: down to minutes
davepoobond: i need ur mom carbon dated
stimpyismyname: and get the papers notarized
stimpyismyname: u FAG
stimpyismyname: and gimme a bagel
davepoobond: from goldstein’s or just a reg. bagel
stimpyismyname: golodstiens
davepoobond: precut?
stimpyismyname: sure
stimpyismyname: brb!
stimpyismyname: ok!
stimpyismyname: im back!
davepoobond: ok! great!
stimpyismyname: yesss!!!
davepoobond: what?
stimpyismyname: huh?
davepoobond: 9
stimpyismyname: wheres my bagell
davepoobond: i’m sorry, i put my penis through the hole, and ur mom is trying to eat the bagel now
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: im talking to her right now
stimpyismyname: ha
davepoobond: right..
davepoobond: i knew htat
davepoobond: that
stimpyismyname: she just saw what u wrote
davepoobond: crap
davepoobond: ummm
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: all fun and games,
davepoobond: yes…
davepoobond: la la la la
stimpyismyname: shes gonna beat your ass now
davepoobond: did she really?
stimpyismyname: yea
davepoobond: ah crap
davepoobond: i guess i’ll just stay away from ur house now
davepoobond: houses
stimpyismyname: good
davepoobond: no, but seriously she did
stimpyismyname: unless u want a pointy stick up your ass
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: good
davepoobond: u had me goin there for a bit
davepoobond: u ass
stimpyismyname: yea i know
stimpyismyname: it was funny
stimpyismyname: my mom was lughin too
davepoobond: wtf
stimpyismyname: *laughin
stimpyismyname: god ur too easy
stimpyismyname: ha…
davepoobond: ur moms easy
Auto response from stimpyismyname: wakka wakka do!!
davepoobond: did u happen to catch today’s insallment of DBZ?
Ghost5050: no sorry
Ghost5050: i dont have cable
davepoobond: damn how do u live
Ghost5050: hahaha
Ghost5050: GAMES
Ghost5050: of course
Ghost5050: is the DBZ new or is it those shity old ones where they talk for like 1 whole episode then charge up for 30 minutes and fight for only 3 minutes and then talk for the rest of the shwow?
davepoobond: umm
davepoobond: its Majin Buu saga
davepoobond: but it basically is like that
Ghost5050: o
Ghost5050: hes the pink guy rite?
davepoobond: yeah
Ghost5050: the fat and the skinny one
davepoobond: but its goin a lot faster than freiza
davepoobond: the small one
Ghost5050: whos the fat one?
davepoobond: pink = buu
davepoobond: small wizard guy = babidi
Ghost5050: ?
Ghost5050: isnt there 2 pink guys
davepoobond: no..
davepoobond: not yet anyway
Ghost5050: YEA
davepoobond: goku is goin SSJ3
Ghost5050: THERES 1 FAT PINIK GUY AND 1 SKINNY PINK GUY
davepoobond: i dont know
davepoobond: \\\\\\\//////\\\\\\///// ow
davepoobond: i finally updated squackle
Holmes: yay
Holmes: 😀
davepoobond: o ya
davepoobond: not much funny stuff actually i dont think
Holmes: heh
Holmes: hows it hangin
davepoobond: alright, u
Holmes: heheheh\
Holmes: …
davepoobond: i’m writing an essay on how TV impacts the family
davepoobond: on family interactions, and the effects of tv on children
davepoobond: whoopee
Holmes: sway
Holmes: ..
davepoobond: its kinda weird tho
Holmes: sway..that sounds col
Holmes: i made up a new word
davepoobond: actually
davepoobond: that was in Batman Beyond
Holmes: shut up
Holmes: anyways
davepoobond: TV pretty much corrupts the family, according to some of these articles i got
Holmes: lmao
davepoobond: it kinda makes sense i suppose
Holmes: “i watched too much of the simpsons, now i have a compulsive disorder to say d’oh!”
davepoobond: not exactly
davepoobond: there’s just a decrease in family communication
davepoobond: people dont talk as much
davepoobond: and people dont do as much together as a family
davepoobond: they use more of their time to watch tv, making less time for more usualy traditional family stuff
Holmes: ok
davepoobond: and it makes it seem less interesting than just staying at home, and a lot less effort
davepoobond: o ya
Holmes: jeeze
davepoobond: i’ll put this on squackle later tho
davepoobond: in s-up world
davepoobond: bleh, it kinda sucks how there’s not much interesting things to do on squackle actually
Holmes: well
davepoobond: do u think so too?
Holmes: when i feel like laughin i go there
Holmes: thats what it’s for, laughing
davepoobond: yeah…
davepoobond: but if you just go
davepoobond: and ur bored
davepoobond: and u dont really wanna read
davepoobond: then that’s when i dont know what the heck u would actually do there
Holmes: when i’m bored i’ll do anything to get unbored
Holmes: except read educational books or watch the cooking channel
davepoobond: well, i’m talking in a general sense
davepoobond: like if i went there just for the hell of it
davepoobond: there’s not much to actually do that’s interesting
davepoobond: o well =P
davepoobond: stupid blowthetoad didnt buy anything yet, that stupid bastard
davepoobond: from the shop
davepoobond: if he dont, no one will
Holmes: heh
Holmes: my bro is iming me from his other computer and rankin on me
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: stupid bastard
Holmes: yeah
Holmes: anyways
davepoobond: did u happen to catch today’s insallment of DBZ?
Holmes: no
Holmes: don’t watch it
davepoobond: bleh
Holmes: my manager from work, he’s cuban, wants me to help him with his spelling
Holmes: thats the only reason why i’m staying on, he just got aol
Holmes: and he said he’d be on at 11:30 but that bastard is late
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: r u gettin extra money for it?
Holmes: there we go
davepoobond: or u doin it out of the goodness of ur heart
Holmes: AWILDA SAMO [11:38 PM]: is me yoel
Holmes [11:38 PM]: hey yoel it’s george
AWILDA SAMO [11:38 PM]: so you are there
Holmes: my bro is messin with him
Holmes: goodness of my heart
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: LMAO
Holmes: my bro said: “you fuckin flamer”
davepoobond: lol send me the IM
Holmes: Holmes [11:41 PM]: phil was talking to you
Holmes [11:41 PM]: what did he say?
AWILDA SAMO [11:42 PM]: he said if I like mans
davepoobond: i updated squackle whoopee
Phoenix: whee!
davepoobond: first time since 9/07
Phoenix: I stole a desk from school
Phoenix: and a window..
davepoobond: lol
Phoenix: and one of those things off the exit doors, you know those big bars that you press to open the door?
davepoobond: ya
Phoenix: one of those, had to pry it loose though, heh
Phoenix: so what did you update with?
davepoobond: uhh u pry have to refresh
Phoenix: Oh, I got my website but the space isn’t up yet.
davepoobond: oh
Phoenix: So soon I should have my comic up, and you shall have much linkage
davepoobond: cool
davepoobond: wanna be in the Squackle network?
Phoenix: O’course
davepoobond: k. then what you have to do is put a Link, above the fold, saying “This site is apart of the Squackle! Network” and link it to www.arcticnetwork.net/squackle/network.html
Phoenix: …fold?
davepoobond: so you dont have to scroll down
davepoobond: to see it
Phoenix: ahh, sure
davepoobond: whats the name of ur site
Phoenix: bad ink for now, may be changed.
davepoobond: description, and URL?
Phoenix: the site will be up in a few weeks probably, once my scanner is back home and my pc is wiped (on my laptop now)
davepoobond: k
Phoenix: Not sure yet, I have a few scripts in mind….
davepoobond: i’ll get it ready on the network page as much as i can at least
davepoobond: do you have a description of it?
davepoobond: or can u make one yet
Phoenix: Not really
davepoobond: alright
Phoenix: Just put “Chock fulla tuna”
davepoobond: want me to say “Phoenix’s website”
davepoobond: cuz ur known as that on squackle
Phoenix: Adam aka Phoenix
davepoobond: Adam (aka Phoenix’s)
Phoenix: cool
Phoenix: Hmm, I’m bleeding
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: y
Phoenix: I really hate those mystery cuts, y’know?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: all of a sudden u notice it and u dont know from where
davepoobond: i got these like big scabs on my hand once and i dont even know where i got them from
Phoenix: It’s like “oh, hey I have what looks like I have a knife wound… oh well”
davepoobond: or on my arm
Phoenix: what looks like a knife wound*
Phoenix: forgive me, I’ve been eating pizza dough
davepoobond: heh
Phoenix: Picture this… count chocula, frankenberry AND booberry combining it to a mega-zord of tooth decay
davepoobond: heh
BALTAUR SAMA: Hey. Whats new?
davepoobond: not much, you
BALTAUR SAMA: Just had a quicky.
BALTAUR SAMA: Or is it quiche?
davepoobond: a quicky lol
stimpyismyname: dave
davepoobond: yeah
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: hows life
davepoobond: alright….
stimpyismyname: get any games for your computer
stimpyismyname: i mean actual games
stimpyismyname: ya know
stimpyismyname: ones you buy
davepoobond: no, nothing new
davepoobond: just the ones in my pack
stimpyismyname: like what
davepoobond: command and conquer, red alert, warzone 2100
davepoobond: kknd 2
davepoobond: starcraft
stimpyismyname: o
stimpyismyname: i thought u meant the computer came with a pck…
davepoobond: no
stimpyismyname: 8-)pack
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davepoobond: great
stimpyismyname:
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stimpyismyname: wow
davepoobond: that musta tooken u a while
stimpyismyname: amazin
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: 2 sec
davepoobond: =-O
topdawgtaz: hey u got a fe
davepoobond: sure, i got a fe
topdawgtaz: link
davepoobond: www.squackle.cjb.net
topdawgtaz: how man peeps in it
davepoobond: 10
davepoobond: or more
davepoobond: i dont know exactly
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Never did know what a “fe” was.
stimpyismyname: do you like everclear/
everclear311: love them
stimpyismyname: cool
stimpyismyname: u like 311
stimpyismyname: ?
everclear311: yes yes i do
stimpyismyname: cool
everclear311: im everclears biggest fan
stimpyismyname: really??
stimpyismyname: biggest/
everclear311: yes
stimpyismyname: what about tom johnson
everclear311: no
everclear311: whos he
stimpyismyname: he burned his house for them, remember
stimpyismyname: then they gave him front row seats
stimpyismyname: did YOU ever burn your house down?
stimpyismyname: …for everclear
everclear311: no cuz im not an idiot
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: it was funny tho
everclear311: why the hell would i burn my house down for them
stimpyismyname: cause u like themm
stimpyismyname: REALLY like them
stimpyismyname: do it
stimpyismyname: i DARE you
everclear311: yeah well what would buring my house down do to show how much i like them
stimpyismyname: man, it just does
stimpyismyname: tom johnsons a smart guy
everclear311: no
stimpyismyname: phd in astrophsics
everclear311: who is he
stimpyismyname: hes that guy
stimpyismyname: but i think he might of died
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: so anyway
stimpyismyname: i was thinkin of starting a mail chain to honor tom johnson
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davepoobond: hey thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bitch
davepoobond: this is david johnson
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: whats with the language
PISSER1: david
davepoobond: sorry momma brought me up different than tom
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: Interesting.
PISSER1: so toms the good boy
davepoobond: i guess
davepoobond: if you can call him that
davepoobond: but he is a little on the gay side
davepoobond: “momma knows best” she always said
PISSER1: why hes not good?
davepoobond: no..
PISSER1: so than what is tom
davepoobond: a little gay
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: How old are you?
davepoobond: 15
PISSER1: n how old is tom?
davepoobond: uhhh
davepoobond: 17 or something
PISSER1: lolol
PISSER1: u dono how old ur brother is
davepoobond: nope
davepoobond: do you
PISSER1: yep
PISSER1: no
PISSER1: thats why i asked u
davepoobond: yeah he’s 17
PISSER1: ok
davepoobond: one time he brought one of his friends home
davepoobond: and i heard giggling sounds from his room
davepoobond: the door was closed
davepoobond: we have thin walls, so i hear everything
PISSER1: lmaoooooooooo
PISSER1: u only heard the giggling? maybe they were watching a funny movie
davepoobond: trust me. he wasn’t
davepoobond: he doesnt even have a tv in his room
davepoobond: he humps the mattress. did he tell you that?
davepoobond: it takes him a half an hour to finish
davepoobond: i hear the bed knocking against the walls all the time
PISSER1: lololol
davepoobond: its really annoying
PISSER1: u are crazy
davepoobond: thats what happens!
davepoobond: everyyyyyyyyydayyyyyyyyyyyy
davepoobond: sometimes 2 times a day!
PISSER1: lol
davepoobond: he’s like my alarm clock in the morning
PISSER1: haha, what time?
davepoobond: 3:40
davepoobond: sometimes later, but not really
PISSER1: thats early
davepoobond: he’s like a fucking machine
davepoobond: i cant do it more than 1 time every 9 hours
PISSER1: thats crazy
davepoobond: i addressed him about it, but he said he didn’t know what i was talking about
PISSER1: lol
davepoobond: he’s a momma’s boy
PISSER1: n what are u
davepoobond: she taught HIM how to masturbate, but not me
PISSER1: rofl
PISSER1: wtf
PISSER1: thats sick
davepoobond: yeah well, what am i gonna do about it
davepoobond: he’s kinda wacky when it comes to that
davepoobond: i mean he made this screen name
PISSER1: LOL
PISSER1: sounds like ur mom is wacky too
davepoobond: passes along in the family
davepoobond: but me, i take after my grandma
davepoobond: snorting coke, smoking weed, drinking booze
PISSER1: rofl
PISSER1: well, thats good!
PISSER1: BRB
davepoobond: ok
PISSER1: back
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: tom has a typewriter
PISSER1: oh yea?
PISSER1: like a word processer?
davepoobond: …no…
davepoobond: a typewriter
davepoobond: manual
davepoobond: like in the porno movies
davepoobond: cuz they can’t actually afford computers
PISSER1: ooo
PISSER1: rofl
davepoobond: i’ve got a massive dong
PISSER1: INteresting
PISSER1: thanx for telling me
davepoobond: its like 8===========================================================> this big
PISSER1: wow thats huge
davepoobond: but tom’s is o-<
PISSER1: ROFL
PISSER1: thats sad isnt it
davepoobond: yeah kinda
davepoobond: but he was the momma’s boy
davepoobond: i was more pappa’s boy
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: I c! so maybe that could be it
davepoobond: he always told me “massive dongs = get big tits”
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: ur dads pretty wacked too
davepoobond: eh yeah well, thats the johnson spirit for you
PISSER1: lol
PISSER1: whats the nationality of the johnsons?
davepoobond: polish
davepoobond: the polish have nice sausages. if you get what i’m saying
davepoobond: all except tom
PISSER1: ROFL
PISSER1: i feel sorry for tom
PISSER1: he doesnt seem to fit into the fam
davepoobond: why cuz he has a small penis?
davepoobond: yeah well, he’s got an envelope full of men’s torsos
davepoobond: i mean, its not a letter envelope
davepoobond: but a manila one, those big huge ones
PISSER1: rofl
davepoobond: most of them are firefighters
davepoobond: wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders
davepoobond: and fireman helmets
PISSER1: what?
davepoobond: ok, they dont have shirts right
davepoobond: they have pants on
davepoobond: no shoes or socks
davepoobond: suspenders
davepoobond: on their shoulders, and helmets
PISSER1: yea
PISSER1: they have shoes
PISSER1: and socks rofl
davepoobond: not these
davepoobond: amazing what you can find on the internet these days
davepoobond: tom’s kinda like a swinging door
davepoobond: sometimes he’s straight, but sometimes he’s open…..if you get what i mean
davepoobond: i oughtta get going now
davepoobond: i’ll talk to you later
PISSER1: rofl ok
PISSER1: Bye
davepoobond: i have to get to sleep b4 tom starts jacking off
davepoobond: otherwise i wont be able to go to sleep till 12
PISSER1: ROFL
PISSER1: ur too funny
PISSER1: lol
davepoobond: why thank you