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Category Archives: Stupid IMs
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
#10904: davepoobond -> elmoisfurry
davepoobond: you left your swithblade ruler at school
elmoisfurry: no, i put it there
elmoisfurry: i didnt want to keep it
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: i have it now
davepoobond: har har
elmoisfurry: wow good job
elmoisfurry: now FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: yessir it was
elmoisfurry: >:o
#10901: elmoisfurry -> davepoobond
elmoisfurry: die
elmoisfurry signed off at 11:48 PM
#10900: Charger979 -> Spike52688
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hi
Spike52688: whos this?
Charger979: names frank
Spike52688: umm ok?
Charger979: do you like speedy ganzoloaz?
Charger979: or whatever the fuck tht thing’s nam is
Charger979: well?
Charger979: you pussy, won’t say anything
Spike52688: why?
Charger979: I’LL ASK THE QUESTIONS BITCH!
Charger979: YOUR MY BITCH! UNDERSTAND!
Spike52688: fuck u
Charger979: fucking pussy that got beaten up by a kid half his size
Charger979: fuckin loser
Spike52688: where do u go to school?
Charger979: brentsville district high school
Charger979: why?
Charger979: what about you?
Charger979: horizon!
Charger979: fucking AZ loser
Charger979: Virginia is way better
Charger979: fucking loser
Charger979: getting beat up by a kid half your size
Charger979: that’s unheard of!
Charger979: that’s exactly why its known coast to coast i guesss…
Charger979: but still
Charger979: i can’t believe how much you suck
Charger979: you suck at life
Charger979: you deserve to die
Spike52688: u wanna fight me or somethin
Charger979: yeah
Charger979: i’m more then half your size, so there’s no way i’ll lose
Charger979: too bad i’m across the country you fuck
Spike52688: when r u in az?
Charger979: although it would be fun to kick your ass
Charger979: never
Charger979: idiot
Charger979: never have been
Charger979: news of you though has made it over here
Spike52688: i can kick ur ass
Charger979: so, of course i took the time to find your sn from some people i met who used to live here
Charger979: bull shit!
Spike52688: im stronger now
Charger979: you fucking loser!
Charger979: don’t even talk
Charger979: that’s pussy talk
Spike52688: SCREW YOU TOO
Spike52688: u to pussy to come to az and fight me?
Charger979: it doesn’t matter how strong you are if you kid has to jump to punch you in the head
Charger979: ha!
Charger979: i’m not going to waste my time and money
Charger979: fucking loser
Spike52688: im stronger and faster now
Charger979: i can’t believe your up for another fight
Spike52688: i can kick ur ass
Charger979: oh no, i’m so scared
Spike52688: u better be stupid fuck
Charger979: the kid who got beaten up be a kid half his height has gotten stronger
Charger979: i fight for a living you ass hole
Spike52688: fuck off
Charger979: oh no. . .
Charger979: please
Charger979: actually, wait
Charger979: that’s a good point
Spike52688 signed off at 1:34:25 AM.
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Best part about this one is that i gave him the illusion that news of his fight has reached virginia. Which is beyond awesome, and, now it has. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!! It’s a true story incase you didn’t realize. Kid’s name is Will. Spread the word. Please.
#10899: Charger979 -> MonkeysAreComing
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hello???
MonkeysAreComing: hey?
Charger979: hi
Charger979: what’s up
MonkeysAreComing: who may this be?
Charger979: i like pie, and stuff
Charger979: don’t know who this is
Charger979: some one i guess…
Charger979: kinda a nobody
Charger979: do you like pie?
Charger979: i just happened to have your SN, i don’t know why
Charger979: pretty weird if you ask me
Charger979: but anyways
Charger979: you don’t talk much do you
MonkeysAreComing: do you know a keith?
Charger979: not much of a jedi obviously, bec/ hell, i’ve met a lot of jedi in my day, and they never shut up
Charger979: no
Charger979: don’t know a keith…
MonkeysAreComing: beef?
Charger979: beef is good
Charger979: beef is very good
Charger979: you can eat it…
Charger979: play games with it. they kinda suck at scrabble though
Charger979: you can throw it at people too though
Charger979: that’s always fun
Charger979: anyways
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hi
Charger979: hi
MonkeysAreComing: WHO IS THIS?
Charger979: are you gay by any chance? lots of canadians are gay
MonkeysAreComing: grady?
Charger979: no, gay, homosexual
Charger979: are you?
Charger979: i mean, you never know
MonkeysAreComing: no
Charger979: it’s kinda creepy when you figure out you’ve been talking to a homosexual, so…
Charger979: okay
Charger979: that’s good to hear
MonkeysAreComing: who are you?
Charger979: …haven’t come out of the closet yet have you?
Charger979: umm…
Charger979: hmm….
Charger979: some guy…
Charger979: damn it!
Charger979: wtf was my name again? i don’t really remember
Charger979: hold on
Charger979: let me ask my brother
Charger979: he remembers things
Charger979: i tend to forget things
Charger979: now what was i going to do again?
Charger979: did you know
MonkeysAreComing: what is your name?
Charger979: i dream of my own death over, and over, and over and over again every night?
Charger979: my names dan
Charger979: what’s yours?
Charger979: what’s yours?
Charger979: what’s yours?
Charger979: what’s yours?
Charger979: what’s yours?
Charger979: what’s yours?
Charger979: what’s yours?
Charger979: what’s yours?
MonkeysAreComing: keith or beef, whichever you prefer
Charger979: oh
Charger979: i’ll try to remember that
Charger979: i better right it down
Charger979: keith or beef = monkeysarecoming on AOL Instant Messenger
Charger979: maybe i should write it down somewhere else, huh?
Charger979: so you like star wars?
Charger979: i like star wars
MonkeysAreComing: dan?
Charger979: yeah
Charger979: dan
Charger979: that’s my name
Charger979: good call
MonkeysAreComing: last name?
Charger979: i’ll ask my brother
Charger979: hi
Charger979: what’s your name?
Charger979: oh
Charger979: my bad
Charger979: now i remember
Charger979: anyways
Charger979: what was i going to do again?
Charger979: oh, right
Charger979: i actually remembered!
Charger979: that’s like the 1st time ever!!!!
Charger979: yeah!
Charger979: woohoo!
Charger979: wait, why am i happy again???
Charger979: damn…
Charger979: that sucks
Charger979: anyways
Charger979: what’s going on?
MonkeysAreComing: UHH
MonkeysAreComing: WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
Charger979: do you like star wars?
MonkeysAreComing: tell me
Charger979: oh, right
Charger979: real name
Charger979: dan harrison
Charger979: why?
Charger979: does it really matter?
Charger979: i woke up one day
Charger979: and BAMN!
Charger979: your name is on my screen name
Charger979: err….
Charger979: buddy list
Charger979: hehe
Charger979: anyways
Charger979: answer the damn question! i answered yours!
Charger979: do you like star wars!!!!!
MonkeysAreComing: do you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk?
Charger979: hmm. . . .slow typer arent we
Charger979: no, not really, bec/ i always remember myself
Charger979: thats always good
Charger979: so no
Charger979: now answer the question punk ass!!!
Charger979: do you like star wars!?
MonkeysAreComing: hey, bud dont talk to me like that
Charger979: . . . .why not?
MonkeysAreComing: im really not in the mood
Charger979: . . . . what mood?
Charger979: why won’t you just answer the question?
Charger979: huh?
Charger979: i’m sorry for being so rude
Charger979: won’t happen again
Charger979: omfg! say something!
MonkeysAreComing: yes, ok
Charger979: was that so hard?
Charger979: nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd
Charger979: that was fun
Charger979: hehe
Charger979: anyways
Charger979: what’s new?
Charger979: live in canada eh? like me?
Charger979: i do
Charger979: it’s cold
Charger979: i don’t like it
MonkeysAreComing: grady?
Charger979: i used to live in the institution, they had heaters there
Charger979: who’s grady?
Charger979: do you like video games? like, metroid? i like metroid\
MonkeysAreComing: actually, metroid sucks
Charger979: i’m serious when i say that i don’t know who grady is
Charger979: fuck you bitch!
Charger979: i can’t believe you’d say such a thing!
Charger979: oh, sorry
Charger979: forgot
Charger979: am i annoying you?
MonkeysAreComing: uh yeah
MonkeysAreComing: but thats obviously your goal, so congrats
Charger979: ty
#10897: davepoobond -> SuperiorDonald
davepoobond: i cant wait until fall 2003, cause that’s when AOL LATINO comes out. AOL 9.0 Optimizado
SuperiorDonald: Sounds exciting
#10896: davepoobond -> fartsinajar
davepoobond: i cant wait until fall 2003, cause that’s when AOL LATINO comes out
davepoobond: AOL 9.0 Optimizado
fartsinajar: awesome
#10894: davepoobond -> MyLeftTesticle
davepoobond: jenny jenny, you are the girl for me
davepoobond: you dont know me, but you make me so happy
davepoobond: i tried to call you before, but i lost my nerve!
davepoobond: i tried my imagination, but i was discerned!
davepoobond: jenny….i got your number!
davepoobond: i need to make you mine!
davepoobond: jenny don’t change your number!
davepoobond: 867-5309!!
MyLeftTesticle: That song’s silly.
davepoobond: for a good time calllllllllll!!!
davepoobond: yeah. but i like it
#10893: davepoobond -> SEAN
davepoobond: heyyyy buddy
SEAN: why hi
davepoobond: i’m bored
SEAN: same here
davepoobond: i dont know if i told you about it, but i finished these dvds of all the movies me and my friends made
davepoobond: isn’t that spectacular
davepoobond: its a 2 dvd set
SEAN: not really
SEAN: berb. ima game a bit
davepoobond: k..
davepoobond: wait…its not really spectacular?
davepoobond: its hard making your own dvd man
#10892: blowthetoad -> davepoobond
blowthetoad was on a different screen name than he usually used. Not to mention, he was saying he was someone else (another persona, basically) that davepoobond knew. davepoobond didn’t know that “larkin” was blowthetoad at the time.
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blowthetoad: …how did you know?
davepoobond: how did i know what
blowthetoad: <larkin
davepoobond: what about him
blowthetoad: i am larkin
davepoobond: oh ok
davepoobond: how did i know what
blowthetoad: that madman knew flash
davepoobond: uhhh
blowthetoad: i’m not making any sence am i?
#10891: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: MY GOD! I’M SO BORED
Phoenix: www.neopets.com
Phoenix: Be dumb and play it
davepoobond: NOT THAT BORED
Phoenix: lol
Phoenix: You know you want to.
davepoobond: i know i dont want to
davepoobond: its stupid
davepoobond: i’d rather tan my white legs
Phoenix: Thats the disease talking.
davepoobond: which i’m doing now
davepoobond: 😉
#10890: dvs -> sisterpoobond
dvs: cani ask u something
dvs: im bored
sisterpoobond: sure
dvs: im askin this to girls
dvs: ok?
sisterpoobond: gr8
sisterpoobond: lol yea
dvs: if i got u like a bra or a thong would u try it on infront of me xP?
sisterpoobond: o no problem of corse id do that
sisterpoobond: :-\
dvs: is that a yes or no?
dvs: i dunno really care dont worry
dvs: im not going to bujy u something
dvs: lol
dvs: jk
sisterpoobond: well then im not
dvs: so u wouldn’t
dvs: if i bought u something?
sisterpoobond: umm no
sisterpoobond: 😉
dvs: ok
dvs: huh
dvs: im confused
#10889: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname
davepoobond: my sister wants to go to Old Pasadena
davepoobond: and she was asking me to take her there before i went to work
davepoobond: and its the totally opposite way from where i need to go
davepoobond: and i dont even know how to get there
stimpyismyname: k
davepoobond: so she said get directions there
davepoobond: and i said “you have to have an address to somewhere in old pasadena”
davepoobond: she said “use the address”
davepoobond: i said “address to what? Old Pasadena? let’s just put in the address to a city!”
davepoobond: and she proceeded with being a bitch
davepoobond: and then called me a dipshit and left
davepoobond: funny huh
stimpyismyname: yep
#10888: davepoobond -> Return of the Dragon
davepoobond: do you know where i can get all the Kidz Bop albums for free
Return of the Dragon: LOL
Return of the Dragon: HAHAHAHAHA
Return of the Dragon: thats good
davepoobond: i’m serious…
davepoobond: i want all 6
davepoobond: kidz bop
davepoobond: more kidz bop
davepoobond: kidz bop 2
davepoobond: kidz bop 3
davepoobond: kidz bop 4
Return of the Dragon: lol
davepoobond: and kidz bop christmas
Return of the Dragon: !!!!!!!!
Return of the Dragon: na dude
Return of the Dragon: can’t help you there
Return of the Dragon: go to make a wish foundatiuon
Return of the Dragon: ask for the albums
davepoobond: hey hey!
davepoobond: that’s a plan
davepoobond: people will probably want to get rid of them anyway
Return of the Dragon: lol yea
davepoobond: i can’t believe anyone actually had an idea for kidz bop
davepoobond: having a middle aged man and 50 children singing
Return of the Dragon: seroiusly
Return of the Dragon: if you want the god damn songs
Return of the Dragon: buy them from the real albums
Return of the Dragon: whats really embarassing
davepoobond: they’re 25 bucks
davepoobond: total rip off
davepoobond: for such crap
Return of the Dragon: is that the artists sign away the songs rights
Return of the Dragon: yea i know
Return of the Dragon: but better than a kidz bop collection
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: i thought you meant the real kidz bop albums
Return of the Dragon: you should put that some where in your comedy books
Return of the Dragon: yea
Return of the Dragon: what did YOU mean
davepoobond: ahhh
davepoobond: ok i thought you were talking about getting the actual kidz bop albums
Return of the Dragon: yea
Return of the Dragon: thats what you said
davepoobond: i thought you might’ve been talking about the actual albums
davepoobond: by the real artists
Return of the Dragon: davepoobond: do you know where i can get all the Kidz Bop albums for free
Return of the Dragon: no
davepoobond: i searched for google in google
davepoobond: guess what was the first result
Return of the Dragon: ahahhaa
Return of the Dragon: yea what
davepoobond: my web site.
Return of the Dragon: u serious?
davepoobond: which just happens to be google!
Return of the Dragon: ahahaha
davepoobond: i own google, donchaknow
davepoobond: There, Google Blows
davepoobond: www.google-sucks.org
davepoobond: isn’t that great
Return of the Dragon: thats your website?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i was kidding
davepoobond: about my website thing
Return of the Dragon: oh ok
davepoobond: i searched for google sucks
#10887: davepoobond -> MadManWithAnAxe
davepoobond: do you know where i can get all the Kidz Bop albums for free
MadManWithAnAxe: ……………………….. no
MadManWithAnAxe: kazaa maybe
davepoobond: i know that, but riaa
davepoobond: and also i dont think many people will want those songs to be distributed anyway
davepoobond: cause they’re so horrible
MadManWithAnAxe: yeah