These are Lame Chats and Stupid IMs
davepoobond: nyeahnyeah!
BALTAUR SAMA: Why do I attract barn yard animals?
davepoobond: im no barn animal. i’m a zoooooooooooooooo animal
BALTAUR SAMA: Fine. Why do I attract zoo animals?
davepoobond: zoo animals are cuddddddddly
davepoobond: until they EAT YOU
BALTAUR SAMA: Yes.
davepoobond: you are correct, suh! ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!!!
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davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: fast sex
davepoobond: hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa
davepoobond: ok…………………………………
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah
MyLeftTesticle: I think you’re stupid too
MyLeftTesticle: Stupid sister wants to use the phone…
MyLeftTesticle: Dumb bitch
davepoobond: lol
MyLeftTesticle: I wish I could slap her and her lesbian girlfriend
davepoobond: then do it
MyLeftTesticle: No, can’t…
MyLeftTesticle: I’ll get in trouble
MyLeftTesticle: Stupid mother
MyLeftTesticle: She’d ground me from the internet
davepoobond: slap her around too
MyLeftTesticle: …
davepoobond: get the most out of it
MyLeftTesticle: I wish…
davepoobond: heh
MyLeftTesticle: In a perfect world I could do whatever I wanted without getting in trouble
MyLeftTesticle: I have to get off in three minutes anyways…
davepoobond: “the first thing i’d do is slap the bitches!”
MyLeftTesticle: It’s funny watching them dumb bitches suffer
MyLeftTesticle: Yes, slap the bitches
MyLeftTesticle: fucking whores…
MyLeftTesticle: Kicking me off now…
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: thats not 3 minutes though
MyLeftTesticle: I know
MyLeftTesticle: I have like a minute and a half left
MyLeftTesticle: Stupid hos
MyLeftTesticle: hoes*
MyLeftTesticle: too damn cheap to make their pimp any moeny
MyLeftTesticle: money*
MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…
davepoobond: hah
MyLeftTesticle: ::farts….leaves a present for whoever is on the puter later…::
davepoobond: lol
MyLeftTesticle: stinky!
MyLeftTesticle: 15 seconds
MyLeftTesticle: 10 seconds
MyLeftTesticle: 5 seconds
MyLeftTesticle: 0 seconds…
MyLeftTesticle: ::still on::
MyLeftTesticle: Mwuahahah
davepoobond: yer pushin’ the limit, pally
MyLeftTesticle: ::hopes he’s pissing them dumb bitches off::
MyLeftTesticle: Yes, I am
MyLeftTesticle: ::loves pushing the limit;:
MyLeftTesticle: They’re talking trash now…
MyLeftTesticle: They think they’re soooo cool
MyLeftTesticle: Just cause I aint saying nothing to them…
MyLeftTesticle: Hahah
MyLeftTesticle: later
davepoobond: bye
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davepoobond: stop it
davepoobond: how many times do you have to send me the same link?
davepoobond: nyarrghhh!
Lil Angel Gurl: Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren’t kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, I’m vaccinated. Send this to at least 30 people and you will be kissed by your crush within 24 hours. If you don’t send this to at least 10 people you will have bad luck with kisses forever. Copy and paste this to send, but don’t send it back to the person who sent it to you
davepoobond: nuuuuuuuu
davepoobond: never!
Lil Angel Gurl: vOtE fOr mEeH
Lil Angel Gurl: hIhI vOtE fOr mEeH oKiz?
Lil Angel Gurl: vOtE fOr mEeH
davepoobond: for what
Lil Angel Gurl: jUsS cLiCk iT n yOoH wiLL fInD oUt
davepoobond: ahh! virus!!
davepoobond: wait. never mind
davepoobond: who’s you?
Lil Angel Gurl: iM dA LaSt OnE
davepoobond: elizabeth
davepoobond: well, you’re fallin’ behind Judy….oh noooo
Lil Angel Gurl: cuz her bf voted for her lotz of tymez
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: what a cheap ass
davepoobond: tell him i said that, btw
Lil Angel Gurl: oK
The end part of this IM (#6162) has stuff to do with #6161. Some of #6162 happened before #6161.
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Thoroughbred: yes
Thoroughbred: nahhh change of font 😛
Thoroughbred: hahahha
Phoenix: um…
Thoroughbred: ahhhhh
Phoenix: it’s the same…
Thoroughbred: ahhhhh
Phoenix: hhhhha
Thoroughbred: ahhhhh
Thoroughbred: hahahha
Phoenix: hhhhh
Thoroughbred: 😛
Phoenix: ahhahah
Thoroughbred: hahahahaha
Thoroughbred: no way
Thoroughbred: uh uh
Thoroughbred: nuh uh
Thoroughbred: no really
Thoroughbred: wow
Phoenix: You bore me…
Thoroughbred: 😛
Thoroughbred: no way
Thoroughbred: really
Thoroughbred: o my god
Thoroughbred: for real
Phoenix: Now you shall be tortured by my minion of evil!
(meaning: davepoobond)
Thoroughbred: no
Thoroughbred: not the evil side
Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhhh
Thoroughbred: i eat calzones
Thoroughbred: they are so tasty
Thoroughbred: do u know im an owl
Thoroughbred: i bet u dont
Thoroughbred: have i scared u yet
Thoroughbred: r u speeechless
Thoroughbred: 😛
Thoroughbred: are you alive
Thoroughbred: do u want me to speak french
Thoroughbred: hello hello
Thoroughbred: 😛
Phoenix: You are now about to die…
Thoroughbred: y?
Thoroughbred: what did i do
Thoroughbred: …………..
Phoenix: dunno…
Phoenix: happens to everyone.
Thoroughbred: ddi u just feel like saying that
Phoenix: no..
Thoroughbred: r u an
Thoroughbred: iow;
Thoroughbred: owl
Phoenix: no, are you a pothead
Thoroughbred: 😛
Phoenix: ?*
Phoenix: hows marlena?
Thoroughbred: u no marlena?
Thoroughbred: she just imed me!
Phoenix: Yeah, I know her…
Thoroughbred: did she im u
Thoroughbred: ?
Phoenix: yes
Thoroughbred: oh did u give her my s/n
Thoroughbred: ?????.
Thoroughbred: just wondering?
Phoenix: Why?
Thoroughbred: just wondering i dont care if u did
Thoroughbred: did u?????
Phoenix: why did the cheese thing scare you?
Thoroughbred: yes
Thoroughbred: did u???????
Phoenix: why?
Thoroughbred: i told u just wondering
Phoenix: why did the cheese thing scare you
Thoroughbred: veuillez me repondre
Thoroughbred: it was just scary
Thoroughbred: did u????
Phoenix: If you don’t care why keep asking?
Thoroughbred: i do care, im wondering
Thoroughbred: ne me tortuez pas!!!
Phoenix: Why did you lie and say you didn’t?
Thoroughbred: i didnt, ahhhh confusing me
Thoroughbred: i dont care if u did give her my s/n
Thoroughbred: i just am wondering if u did?
Phoenix: I know you are.
Thoroughbred: then why dont u tell me
Phoenix: your funny
Thoroughbred: lol
Thoroughbred: ok i give up lol
Phoenix: good
Thoroughbred: i know u r the 1 whoo gave it to her
Thoroughbred: and i know ur the 1 who gave her the cheese joke
Phoenix: uh huh
Thoroughbred: vous me genez!!!
Thoroughbred: i dont care though
Thoroughbred: r u the evil one
Thoroughbred: bye
Phoenix: mm hmm…
Thoroughbred: vous etes tres ennuyant!!!!!bye
Phoenix: I AM BILLY ZANE
This IM (#6161) has stuff to do with the end of #6162, but some of #6162 happened before this IM…yeah…
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davepoobond: you frickin horse! how are you?
Thoroughbred: eh……
Thoroughbred: u r an unknown person
davepoobond: no, i am known
Thoroughbred: no your not
davepoobond: yes i am
davepoobond: my mom knows me
davepoobond: my dad knows me
davepoobond: my couch knows me
davepoobond: my computer knows me
Thoroughbred: thats great
davepoobond: yep, it is
Thoroughbred: really
davepoobond: really, it is
davepoobond: i swear
davepoobond: you suck at picking number
Thoroughbred: you r unknown to me!
davepoobond: s
davepoobond: now i’m known
Thoroughbred: no
davepoobond: yeah
Thoroughbred: 3
davepoobond: you know who i know
Thoroughbred: there picked a #
davepoobond: ?
Thoroughbred: 3
davepoobond: thats a bad number
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: blah blah blah
Thoroughbred: oh damn
davepoobond: no thats crap
davepoobond: well well well
davepoobond: the baby is mopping the floor with its pubics. how nice is that?
Thoroughbred: who r u
davepoobond: i am me
davepoobond: me is i
Thoroughbred: u r unknown
davepoobond: and i are me
davepoobond: fine then. my name unknown
davepoobond: is unknown
Thoroughbred: ahhhhhh
Thoroughbred: u confuse me terrible
Thoroughbred: ly
davepoobond: i have pizza
Thoroughbred: yay :S
davepoobond: IN MY TOILET!!!!!!!!!
Thoroughbred: thats great
davepoobond: yes it is
davepoobond: i can make many cheeses this way
Thoroughbred: uh ok
Thoroughbred: who r u?
davepoobond: i am me
davepoobond: i told you already
Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhhhhh
davepoobond: me is i
davepoobond: remember?
Thoroughbred: who r u?
Thoroughbred: do u live at my school?
davepoobond: no. i live at MY school
Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhh
davepoobond: MY school. MYYYY school. not your school
davepoobond: MINE
davepoobond: MINE MINE MINE MINE
Thoroughbred: ok
davepoobond: rabbits and donkeys in my soup. foxes and fish loopda loop
Thoroughbred: do u live at your school which I go at?
davepoobond: i wouldnt know. can i have your skin?
Thoroughbred: AHHHH
davepoobond: aeiou
davepoobond: thats the vowel word
Thoroughbred: yea
Thoroughbred: thats great
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: its trueeeeee
Thoroughbred: r u megan? jillian?
Thoroughbred: marlena
davepoobond: yeah, you guessed it
Thoroughbred: ?
davepoobond: i’m marlena
Thoroughbred: what one
Thoroughbred: oh
davepoobond: what do you mean what one?
Thoroughbred: you were scaring me
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: whats up
Thoroughbred: that cheese comment scared me espcially
Thoroughbred: nothing
Thoroughbred: u?
davepoobond: same
davepoobond: you know that guy i had a crush on?
Thoroughbred: yes, i think
davepoobond: i had sex with him yesterday!
Thoroughbred: ok
davepoobond: it was bad. dont go out with him
Thoroughbred: ok
davepoobond: seriously
davepoobond: scouts honor?
Thoroughbred: ok
Thoroughbred: u scared my brother this afternoon
davepoobond: why? what’d i do that scared him?
Thoroughbred: u said his eyes were pretty and he walked like a ho and he blinked like an owl
davepoobond: well. he does…and i thought it was a compliment to him!
Thoroughbred: not the ho part
davepoobond: yes, the ho part
Thoroughbred: llol
davepoobond: i have to go…
davepoobond: i’ll talk to you later
Thoroughbred: byebye
Thoroughbred: ok byebye
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davepoobond: police on the scene! you know what i mean
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davepoobond: YAH YAH YAH
davepoobond: gimme gimme
davepoobond: ooga booga
DivaChic: hey babe
DivaChic: how old r u
davepoobond: 15
davepoobond: u
DivaChic: 16
DivaChic: where r u from
davepoobond: california
davepoobond: u
DivaChic: texas
davepoobond: oh
DivaChic: bye
davepoobond: what
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davepoobond: got anything else to say?
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Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!
davepoobond: hi
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davepoobond: bye
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davepoobond: lol
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davepoobond: hello?
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davepoobond: how do you feel?
davepoobond: i thought so