davepoobond: there aren’t any recently slaughtered cows for sale on ebay
Holmes: 🙁
davepoobond: do you want the link to download the beverly hills cop theme song
Holmes: no thats ok
Category Archives: Chat Logs
These are Lame Chats and Stupid IMs
#10943: fartsinajar -> davepoobond
fartsinajar: u r a super- bastard
davepoobond: thank you
#10942: Soup Nazi -> davepoobond
Soup Nazi: OH MY GOD!! THE MONKIES ARE SLAUGHTERING MY NEIGHBORS!
davepoobond: oh thats nice
Soup Nazi: My god! The sounds! THE SOUNDS! THE SHITTY MUSIC! MAKE IT STOP!!
#10941: Automatic Man -> davepoobond
Automatic Man: dave, im fucked.
davepoobond: why
Automatic Man: cuz i have an essay due in history tomorrow and i didnt do the reading
Automatic Man: and its online, but theres no NOTES on it
Automatic Man: and im not reading 40 pages, and THEN writing an essay
davepoobond: otherwise you’re fucked
davepoobond: so do it
Automatic Man: im trying but i didnt read so im getting chahines cock in my ass tomorrow
davepoobond: you won’t care about these last 3 hours that you spent on a sunday night
davepoobond: once its over
Automatic Man: no, but i still gotta do my physics HW
davepoobond: it’ll take you an hour tops to read it
davepoobond: and then another hour to do the essay
davepoobond: physics HW isn’t due until the test
davepoobond: that’s how it always is isn’t it
Automatic Man: no, i need to do all of the stuff i havent turned in
davepoobond: oh
Automatic Man: but ur right, imma go read it
Automatic Man: goddamn book
davepoobond: dave – the man with all the answers
Automatic Man is away at 7:27 PM
#10940: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: major in medieval studies
davepoobond: yeah right
stimpyismyname: how bout music with an Oboe Emphasis
davepoobond: how would anyone use either of those for anything
stimpyismyname: people on conquest
stimpyismyname: that show on the history channel
stimpyismyname: and people in orchestras that have oboes i guess
stimpyismyname: 😎
#10937: fartsinajar -> davepoobond
fartsinajar: aim bot ur gay
davepoobond: ok
fartsinajar: go to this site
fartsinajar: (hang on)
fartsinajar: http://www.aimforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=3098&start=0
fartsinajar: they it is
fartsinajar: the guy talks to the bot for 9 pages
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: it doesn’t work
fartsinajar: uhhh
#10936: DailyDraw -> davepoobond
DailyDraw: AIM caused an invalid page fault in
module MSVCR70.DLL at 0187:7c01054b.
Registers:
EAX=013a0078 CS=0187 EIP=7c01054b EFLGS=00010206
EBX=08080808 SS=018f ESP=0063ee94 EBP=0063eeb0
ECX=00000030 DS=018f ESI=014e47dc FS=12df
EDX=08080808 ES=018f EDI=00000006 GS=1346
Bytes at CS:EIP:
89 5a 04 8b 55 0c 8b 5a 04 8b 52 08 89 53 08 89
Stack dump:
014e47e0 00000000 00000032 013a0dd4 00000000 00000041 00000030 0063ef10 7c00dbe8 014a000c 014e480c 014e47e0 014e47a0 014e47e0 00000030 00000000
davepoobond: ok
#10935: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: heeeey dave
stimpyismyname: eyyy
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: what do you want
stimpyismyname: nuthin
#10934: davepoobond -> manceman
davepoobond: remember that candy, String Thing
davepoobond: ?
manceman: what candy string thing?
davepoobond: yeah it was a candy
manceman: not really
manceman: what s it fronm?
davepoobond: like the 90s
davepoobond: it was in a box
davepoobond: there’s like a carton
davepoobond: and inside a package
davepoobond: and on the carton there was these designs
davepoobond: that were made with the candy
manceman: nope
manceman: i dont remember that
manceman: y?
davepoobond: just wondering. it just popped into my head after 6 years
manceman: haha
#10933: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: y’know what would be cool
davepoobond: Kazaam on DVD
Phoenix: lol
Phoenix: What about Steel?
davepoobond: Steel just sucks
Phoenix: But it was politically correct
davepoobond: Steel doesn’t come out of a freakin boombox
Phoenix: Girl in wheel chair loves big black man
davepoobond: same thing in Kazaam
davepoobond: half the white girls in the club loved him
davepoobond: oh well. I can’t wait till all the crappy movies reach it to DVD
davepoobond: 10 bucks a pop
davepoobond: with extra features you know you’ll love
Phoenix: Thats how I got Ghost Dog, way of the samurai
Phoenix: 6 bucks on dvd
davepoobond: they have TMNT 1 and 2
davepoobond: not sure about 3
Phoenix: TMNT’s are on DVD?
davepoobond: yep
Phoenix: I literally watched 1 and 2 three days ago
davepoobond: saw it at Target
Phoenix: Dancin’ ninjas are funny.
davepoobond: i want the cartoon series on DVD
Phoenix: “Quick throw a smoke bomb at them!”
davepoobond: the older one
Phoenix: “Success! Now we can’t see them! Wait….. no…. thats bad”
davepoobond: heh
#10932: davepoobond -> Return of the Dragon
davepoobond: wheat thins kick ass
Return of the Dragon: ?
Return of the Dragon: hmm
Return of the Dragon: i don’t like them
davepoobond: Appalling.
#10931: davepoobond -> manceman
davepoobond: i made some mocha junk
davepoobond: yummy
manceman: haha
davepoobond: i have like a 5 pound bag of mocha
davepoobond: in my fridge
davepoobond: its funny
manceman: that sounds gross
davepoobond: we have more powder than food
manceman: haha
#10930: davepoobond -> MadManWithAnAxe
davepoobond: i think the orange of squackle makes people go blind
MadManWithAnAxe: nah
#10928: davepoobond -> manceman
davepoobond: fugggger
davepoobond: hahahahahhahaa
davepoobond: 4 gs
davepoobond: instead of a ck
manceman: how clever dave
davepoobond: yep
davepoobond: now i’m going to go cry myself to sleep
davepoobond: bye
manceman: haha
manceman: bye bye
#10927: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond
Izumo Etsuko: dude…
davepoobond: what
Izumo Etsuko: the world today is fucked up
Izumo Etsuko: o.o
davepoobond: and its all because of imperialism
Izumo Etsuko: this 18 year old kid is looking at 10 years in prison for simply editing the MSBlaster source code…
Izumo Etsuko: o.o
davepoobond: heh
Izumo Etsuko: thats friggin insane dude…
Izumo Etsuko: oo
Izumo Etsuko: the majority of rapists don’t even get that long
davepoobond: ok thats nice
davepoobond: gonna play a game bye
Izumo Etsuko: o.o;
Izumo Etsuko: k